“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
\n
\n“We didn’t ruin it.\u00a0 We made it so much more… disgusting…”<\/p>\n
“You’re sieging the horse…”
\n“No, he’s putting it in the other end.”
\n“So he’s storming the horse.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not making Voltron Mule!”<\/p>\n
“Svetlana said Big Joe not a good name for a horse.\u00a0 We renamed him Rasputin.”
\n“Great!\u00a0 So he can never die!”<\/p>\n
“One troll named 1d4!”<\/p>\n
“Sorry!\u00a0 I forgot we were in combat!”<\/p>\n
“Can I swap out create water for create gasoline?”<\/p>\n
“Or you could just ask the guy who has literally seven ways to create fire!”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I’m going to throw this flammable gold on it!”<\/p>\n
“And I think this potion of Cure Moderate Wounds is flammable…”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to pirate and illegally distribute something I gave away for free?”<\/p>\n
“Could be worse.\u00a0 We could get a squid.”<\/p>\n
“Odd.\u00a0 Odd.\u00a0 I almost forgot what a 3 is.”<\/p>\n
“Is it bombs?\u00a0 I hope it’s bombs.\u00a0 If it’s not bombs, I cry discrimination.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the Eagle Express!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but werewolves don’t live under bridges.”<\/p>\n
“The tarp, we were assholes.\u00a0 The custard, that was totally his fault.”<\/p>\n
“Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, 30.\u00a0 Got it.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got it!\u00a0 One point in survival.”
\n“We’re all going to die.”
\n“No, I’m just going to come out with the bear trap on my helmet…”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to trap your sundries?”
\n“I don’t need them.\u00a0 I’m going to go commando!”<\/p>\n
“It went from a fun joke to a deadly projectile… in a matter of seconds!”<\/p>\n
“I will be looking for Feng’s berries – oh, look, he’s going commando.\u00a0 There they are.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, I need 5 minutes with the pig.”
\n“Not with my bacon!”
\n“I’m just going to cuddle with it…”<\/p>\n
“No, I know why I come here every week.\u00a0 I’m as sick and demented as you fuckers.”
\n“Really?\u00a0 I thought it was penance…”<\/p>\n
“What is the story?\u00a0 Rapunzel?”
\n“I don’t think he’s going to let down his hump.”<\/p>\n
“Boggard?\u00a0 Buggered, maybe.”<\/p>\n
“Oooh.\u00a0 Crunchy bit.”<\/p>\n
“If at any time, I have a son that’s slightly froggy and you have a daughter that’s slightly human…”<\/p>\n
“Is anyone else worried that we’re starting a Deep One population here?”<\/p>\n
“I’m standing there trying to pee, and all I can think is, ‘If I have a tapeworm, I can say We…'”<\/p>\n
“Because if we had already passed through the hex that had that, I was going to burn the forest down.”<\/p>\n
“Is that like a swamp with swagger?”<\/p>\n
“If there’s a tentacle that comes out of the pond, I quit.”<\/p>\n
“I am sure we’ll have something equally disgusting and gross to bring back next time…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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