“If I’m psychic at all, I’m mostintentionally not attuned to Matt.”
\n
\n“Tell him our group gives him the clap.”<\/p>\n
“That is 200% more internet cats than I was prepared to deal with.”<\/p>\n
“And he’s equipped them all with Message, so he can send a message six times as long as anybody else.”<\/p>\n
“The kids have definitely taken a Tom and Jerry approach to villainy.”<\/p>\n
“Kids aren’t like ropes!”
\n“You can’t have half a child, but you can have half a rope.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve made the most ineffective pirate ever, and we made you our captain…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to have to spend my next combat action re-applying my makeup…”<\/p>\n
“…For a cyclops that has an arrow up his nose and three axes in his back.”
\n“Two.\u00a0 One of them comes back.”<\/p>\n
“You know he’s not dead, right?”
\n“He’s not dead?!”<\/p>\n
“We COULD be a traveling circus.\u00a0 Oh my god.”<\/p>\n
“It takes a full fifteen minutes to reboot my dress; you do realize that, right?”<\/p>\n
“See this bit here?\u00a0 Hawk squiggle squiggle blob hawk?\u00a0 That’s ‘dream.'”
\n“I don’t believe you…”<\/p>\n
“What’s the worst could happen?”
\n“A LOT of terrible things could happen!”<\/p>\n
“I could be turned inside out and be teleported to the plane of chili peppers…”<\/p>\n
“Your people can tunnel through it, right?\u00a0 Or am I thinking of badgers?”<\/p>\n
“In my head, I just gave him 47 demerits.\u00a0 But they don’t mean anything.”<\/p>\n
“…Since I won someone his island.\u00a0 Isn’t that right, MY LORD?”
\n“Well, you certainly helped.”<\/p>\n
“I seem to remember someone becoming PART of the ship.”
\n“To capture the ship, you have to become the ship.”<\/p>\n
“You know what would be better?\u00a0 NAKED elf planet.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the most dangerous thing you can think of?”
\n“Him, a match, and a powder keg?”<\/p>\n
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how dangerous do you think that is?\u00a0 5?\u00a0 10?”
\n“Depends on how quickly I can get away.”<\/p>\n
“So… tempted…”
\n“I’ll make the roll.”
\n“I know you will.\u00a0 But then we’ll die and I’ll have to make another character.”<\/p>\n
“Ohhh.\u00a0 The west north-south cliff.”<\/p>\n
“I was going to agree, but now that you’ve said it…”<\/p>\n
“South would involve turning; east, we go straight ahead.”
\n“Yes!\u00a0 Like a rhino, I always keep going in the same direction.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right.\u00a0 Narwhals.\u00a0 They’re the rhinos of the sea.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, once you have standards, things get difficult.\u00a0 You’ll never be happy.”<\/p>\n
“This is my giant’s walk.\u00a0 Like a constipated duck.”<\/p>\n
“Just from the damage you inflicted, he’s dead.”
\n“So I won’t bother making him afraid, then.”<\/p>\n
“I could kiss you, but I’m not going to tell you that.”<\/p>\n
“I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.”<\/p>\n
“Are you shooting the nearest one with a 100’ range weapon?!\u00a0 Goddamnit!”<\/p>\n
“It’s all right.\u00a0 We’ll assume there’s just a mathematical error in your favor.”<\/p>\n
“You Legolas’d it.”<\/p>\n
“This is an ancient creature called a triceratops.”
\n“It’s a three-horned rhino!”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry; I’m a bad person!\u00a0 You all know this!”<\/p>\n
“Go get it.\u00a0 It’s a bejeweled sword.\u00a0 It will go with your sword.”<\/p>\n
“Because if it’s between two passages of text, it’s likely to be a trap.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know what he’s in, but we should get him out.”
\n“It’s got eyes; I can kill it.”<\/p>\n
“I’m being eaten by a trapper…”
\n“Keeper.”
\n“That would be awesome.”
\n“I hope it has stickers!”<\/p>\n
“I’m not going to pick up weapons I don’t know.”
\n“You’re not going to pick up weapons you don’t know?\u00a0 I’m going to introduce you to every weapon now…”<\/p>\n
“It ate me!\u00a0 What I was supposed to do?\u00a0 And I didn’t know he charmed it!\u00a0 I was unconscious at the time!”<\/p>\n
“I’ve been killed by a floor.\u00a0 I believe that is the peak of my career.”<\/p>\n
“I thought I could kill it!”
\n“In one hit?\u00a0 Did you think it was a dagger of floor-slaying?!”<\/p>\n
“How fast can floors run?”<\/p>\n
“You guys suck.”
\n“Screw you; we’ve survived two whole books so far.”
\n“Uh… three.”<\/p>\n
“We lost three characters to the floor?”<\/p>\n
“But then you’re alone in a room with a floor…”<\/p>\n
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