“And that’s just a whole other set of jokes that I’m not going to be the initiator of…”
\n
\n“I think the only thing we’ve stolen is our dignity.”
\n“No, I think we gave that away a long time ago.”<\/p>\n
“DO dinosaurs have nipples?\u00a0 Do you know that for a fact, Bryan?”<\/p>\n
“I would like to order the boneless, skinless chicken with nipples, please.”
\n“If it doesn’t have skin, IT DOESN’T HAVE NIPPLES!”<\/p>\n
“It’s not like I came here with the intention to talk about chicken nipples!”<\/p>\n
“You can’t have half a rope, and you can’t have chicken nipples.”<\/p>\n
“Look at these horrible bi-clopean chickens!”<\/p>\n
“That one can’t compete with the chicken nipples that came before it?”<\/p>\n
“What about chicken nickles?”<\/p>\n
“I demand it be added to the laws of piracy right now: no chicken nickles.”<\/p>\n
“My girlfriend’s the same way.”
\n“She’s 6?”
\n“She’s got something behind her waterfall?”<\/p>\n
“…So she’s driving you the right way.”
\n“Mercilessly!”<\/p>\n
“Dicks came up while we were talking about chicken nipples?”<\/p>\n
“There hadn’t been a dick that had come up in a while…”<\/p>\n
“Really, you’re going to use English against me?\u00a0 These words are related for a reason!”<\/p>\n
“No one expects pirates in a hat.”<\/p>\n
“So would that make it a hat brimming with pirates?”<\/p>\n
“Because apparently we have to declare now whether things have nipples, just for Bryan’s sake.”<\/p>\n
“And it’s only 25 feet, so I only need a quarter rope!”<\/p>\n
“Oh, is that my new nickname?\u00a0 ‘Maw of Invitation’?”<\/p>\n
“I think ‘the Gaping Maw of Invitation’ should be Mary’s ship.”<\/p>\n
“Well, it is what you make it.”
\n“Mostly I just make it into a hat…”<\/p>\n
“Bryan’s actions have consequences.”
\n“Especially for the chicken.”<\/p>\n
“What the hell did they use to breach this?”
\n“Stench, apparently.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, I got a buzz!\u00a0 …Oh, it was from Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“You’re our community butt-flap.”<\/p>\n
“Shit, it’s a loading screen!\u00a0 Everybody run!”<\/p>\n
“Darryl, what was the word for having one nipple?\u00a0 Because Cheryl does not believe one is an option.”<\/p>\n
“And now she’s actually mad at herself for arguing nipple numbers with me.”
\n“She should be.\u00a0 She should be.”<\/p>\n
“John once had to take a break from a board game to go Wikipedia cucumbers.”
\n“It was potatoes, thank you.”<\/p>\n
“In some cases, ‘as many as they can’ is 1 or 0, but as many as they can!”<\/p>\n
“What if they’re the hands of Hand ninjas?”<\/p>\n
“Why aren’t we playing a game where we fight the Hand?”
\n“I want to be in a game where the Hand are fighting the Foot.\u00a0 A whole group of body parts.”<\/p>\n
“It is going after Captain Charlie Swift.\u00a0 Evidently it is a critic.”<\/p>\n
“I came up with another verse, but I don’t think it’s appropriate.”
\n“You don’t think it’s appropriate HERE?”<\/p>\n
“How inappropriate is it?”
\n“I feel bad just thinking of it.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve just been Farouked!”<\/p>\n
“I like how he went Gregorian after he got the thumb up his butt.”<\/p>\n
“Did you try peeing on it?\u00a0 Everyone pee on the captain!”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, the last time I saw someone pee on everything, he got shot in the head…”<\/p>\n
“No, you haven’t.\u00a0 If you had killed something before, I would have had respect for you at some point.”<\/p>\n
“2 points of Con damage.”
\n“Ohh.\u00a0 I’d rather take the 9 points of damage, please.”<\/p>\n
“Stop taking my shit.”
\n“No, you stop taking my shit!”
\n“Look, I took that shit fair and square…”<\/p>\n
“Hey, there’s this awesome Kickstarter!\u00a0 It’s called ‘Matt needs lunch.'”<\/p>\n
“54 damage.”
\n“Fi- it’s dead.”<\/p>\n
“The only dress code requirement, technically, is a mask…”
\n“I know what I’m wearing!”<\/p>\n
“There’s no magic in here, but you do find enough to form…”
\n“Voltron?”<\/p>\n
“Collins isn’t here!\u00a0 Somebody had to say it!”<\/p>\n
“Why did that sound like a complete and utter failure from over here?”
\n“Remember, he’s YOUR friend.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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