“I would easily pay double for this oral experience!”
\n*laughter*
\n“I’m done!”
\n“…I’m going back to the ship!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“If I wake up covered in your custard, I’m going to have *words* for you.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t have to turn around, YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE NO EYES!”<\/p>\n
“You say Kestrel, I hear Custard…”<\/p>\n
“We’re not even slightly cocked. We’re just c-.”<\/p>\n
“Did you say it’s SPLEEN-licking good?”<\/p>\n
“Good cop-bad cop in one droid!”<\/p>\n
“Everybody loves Clown City!”<\/p>\n
“The whole universe is poison fruit for me now. Poison, custardy fruit.”<\/p>\n
“The custard machine is not a Sith artifact.”<\/p>\n
“I would like to point out that this is the same game where you had the Hutt comedian…”<\/p>\n
“None of us are as distracting as ALL of us.”<\/p>\n
“You know, the only problem with carbonite custard is that it tastes like betrayal…”<\/p>\n
“We are taking instructions from knick-knacks. I’m on board.”
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