“I gently and respectfully poke it with a stick.”<\/p>\n
“Anything want to do anything priest-ish for the dearly departed?”
\n“I did.\u00a0 I checked it for journals.”<\/p>\n
“Why am I the one to search?\u00a0 I forgot my glasses.”<\/p>\n
“Why am I the one to search the privy?”
\n“Because you failed to open the safe.\u00a0 Thorfin is kind of an ass.”<\/p>\n
“Irridescent potion?\u00a0 It’s that blue stuff you clean toilets with!”<\/p>\n
“Did you roll a one?”
\n“I’d rather not say.”<\/p>\n
“Ichor?\u00a0 Is it priceless, priceless ichor?”<\/p>\n
“I like these dice a lot.\u00a0 When I do like this, they hurt.”<\/p>\n
“This is one animated chain?\u00a0 It’s right next to me?\u00a0 How did you guys let this happen?”<\/p>\n
“Prison uniform design studio…”<\/p>\n
“I do.\u00a0 It’s because license plates for horses are made of cloth.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve made a lace straightjacket!”
\n“For the delicate ladies…”<\/p>\n
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