“This is not auction for the lowest bidder!”
\n
\n“Wow, this is getting dumber the longer you talk.”<\/p>\n
“Look, I’m not going to placate some kind of Twitter audience!”<\/p>\n
“It’s like a clown car, but it’s a building.”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to make Kevin invent rules for how you shoot your own ship, aren’t you?”
\n“Invent?”<\/p>\n
“I remember it fondly… we had that cruel slaver Half-Rope on board…”<\/p>\n
“He did everything a good captain does: he told everyone else to clear off his island.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I get big bucks.”
\n“Actually… you get the same bucks as 5\/6 of us…”<\/p>\n
“Lick it first, then pee on it.”<\/p>\n
“It’s some sort of code, but I can’t figure it out!”
\n“No, no, they’re talking about pee.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t get a chance to bite off heads OR botch the negotiations.”<\/p>\n
“We assumed your ego wouldn’t fit through the door…”<\/p>\n
“Keep your chainsaw jaws away from my crotch!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, you notice that he’s only killing the useful characters.”
\n“Thank you!”<\/p>\n
“So what you need to do is make a useless character, and you’ll live forever.”<\/p>\n
“It wasn’t me.”
\n“You were the one standing next to him!”
\n“There were lots of people standing next to him!”<\/p>\n
“You guys are terrible crew.”
\n“We only follow the lead of our terrible captain.”<\/p>\n
“I will start taking fistfuls of gold and throwing them at the problem.”<\/p>\n
“Please do not look at the castle until you’ve had your complimentary drink!”<\/p>\n
“Did we forget about that?”
\n“Did we know about that?”
\n“Do we know if it’s Collins?”<\/p>\n
“There are no water gnome droppings in the area.”<\/p>\n
“Or we could put these where we put the rest of our dangerous chemicals: on the Dirge.”
\n“Explosives are where I draw the line…”<\/p>\n
“Uh… I would drink that water elemental.”<\/p>\n
“Well, fucking hell.\u00a0 Let this guy run wild if he’s going to fix things!\u00a0 We can beat him up after he’s done!”<\/p>\n
“Greetings, three party members and… parts of a fishman!”<\/p>\n
“I heard ‘wearing your alchemist’, and I was really confused.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, are you an evil fashion designer, or do you design evil fashion?”<\/p>\n
“Or you can head back and tell them where we are.”
\n“Nah, fuck that shit.\u00a0 I’m staying.”<\/p>\n
“It should be pointed out that they were given strict orders to not harm us.\u00a0 That may or may not apply to any guests, visitors, settlers…”<\/p>\n
“So what you’re saying is that we need to talk to those ghosts.”
\n“I’m saying we need to bust those ghosts.”<\/p>\n
“We like our parties to be sparsely populated and extremely awkward.”<\/p>\n
“Fool me once, shame on you.\u00a0 Fool me twice, we’ll just dig each other’s graves, because clearly we’re not getting off this island.”<\/p>\n
“They’re not my crew; I don’t care.”<\/p>\n
“I just wanted to know if the damn thing was alive.\u00a0 I’m not going to throw it into the water; then it’ll terrorize us and I’ll get in trouble.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know; how charismatic are giant squids?”<\/p>\n
“Well, let’s go resolve other unresolved Mary issues.\u00a0 Let’s check on our prisoner.”<\/p>\n
“Squiddly Dicks?”<\/p>\n
“I think I’m going to abandon this group now.”
\n“Can I come with you?”<\/p>\n
“Drag racing, and not the RuPaul kind.”<\/p>\n
“I do have experience as a slaver, according to Sarah’s Twitter feed…”<\/p>\n
“I’m favoriting everything I said.\u00a0 I fucking love me.”<\/p>\n
“Are we spending into debt?”
\n“Well, we ARE a government, so… yes.”<\/p>\n
“‘What was ramming speed?’ ‘About three-quarters of a mile an hour.'”<\/p>\n
“Back to party planning, our favorite thing.”
\n“You guys spent WEEKS on this before, so I don’t even want to hear it.”<\/p>\n
“Ooh, let’s have an Iron Chef competition for the crew!”
\n“Tonight’s secret ingredient is… vagina!”<\/p>\n
“See?\u00a0 It’s aura of ‘might be possibly perturbed’, not ‘of doom’.”<\/p>\n
“I make a will save to not be shaken when I use a public restroom, for god’s sake.”<\/p>\n
“You can’t tweet ‘my ass is sweaty’?”<\/p>\n
“I imagine somewhere out there, there’s a group that played this game very seriously and were very piratey…”
\n“And we had Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“Did I mention we have a kraken?”
\n“So we do.\u00a0 Why is it still on my ship?”<\/p>\n
“And there will be pre-determined embarrassing events that we’ll have to do damage control on.\u00a0 So basically, this is an episode of Friends.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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