“They could have spent that time doing 42 good things!”
\n“Or 42 different evil things!”
\n
\n“So what I just heard there was that he was thoroughly defeated by geekdom.”<\/p>\n
“You are playing Sherlock’s backup band.”<\/p>\n
“You know, I’d punch you but I know you’d enjoy it.”<\/p>\n
“So you’re saying children spontaneously divide when you step on them?”<\/p>\n
“I like the idea of letting the fish-man into the party, because it sounds like that’s going to end well.”<\/p>\n
“Druids use stone all the time!\u00a0 What do you think they build their henges out of?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, look, we’re reduced to 7th grade humor here.”
\n“Reduced?”
\n“I’d say it’s an upgrade.”
\n“More of a sidegrade.”<\/p>\n
“The captain wants to waterski.\u00a0 ROW!”<\/p>\n
“Fuck, the XBox can read my pulse; I want my car to be able to read my bladder!”<\/p>\n
“You think a car can get Stockholm Syndrome?”<\/p>\n
“No one has told me my vagina was withered before.\u00a0 Ever.”
\n“Bryan, that’s probably because you don’t actually have one…”<\/p>\n
“That’s why my ship’s sails are made of chainmail.”<\/p>\n
“…native zero.”
\n“Negative zero?”<\/p>\n
“You took a little French shop girl and threw a furry Spaniard at her that bit her!\u00a0 What did you expect to have happen?”
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