“That looks like a really weird vagina.”
\n“I want to argue with you, Collins, but I can’t.”
\n
\n“It’s heavy, it’s extremely compact, and because it has magnets, it won’t fly open because you throw it at somebody.\u00a0 This is a ranged weapon.”<\/p>\n
“How many is that?\u00a0 5?”
\n“Yes.\u00a0 I’ve died as many times as the entire rest of the table.”<\/p>\n
“Does he have any money?”
\n“Dagon?”
\n“Does Dagon have any money?”<\/p>\n
“Do you have a name?”
\n“Mm-hmm.”
\n“Even better!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t love sea monsters.\u00a0 A sea monster broke my heart once.\u00a0 I’ll never love again.”<\/p>\n
“If he mistakes a slap across the face with my head penis with true love, I can’t do anything about it…”<\/p>\n
“See?\u00a0 Learn something new; forget something useful.\u00a0 ‘Mammets’ has ruined us all.”<\/p>\n
“Can I take the glasses off first?\u00a0 I just bought them two weeks ago.”
\n“Yes, I have a soft spot for glasses.\u00a0 Not for faces.”<\/p>\n
“And now that I’ve told you we don’t stick to our contracts, would you like to work for us?”<\/p>\n
“How ARE you letting us survive this adventure path?”<\/p>\n
“This group uses Spiderman 3 as a crutch!\u00a0 Every time something goes wrong, it always comes back to the dude in the particle accelerator!”<\/p>\n
“That’s somewhere in the 24 range.\u00a0 In fact, that’s exactly 24.”<\/p>\n
“I follow Yevheny.”
\n“You don’t even know who I am.”
\n“No, I don’t, but you seem to be the smartest man in the room.”<\/p>\n
“What am I going to do with a sword?\u00a0 It’s too big to pick your teeth with and too awkward to shave your genitals with.”<\/p>\n
“This is going to be really awkward in about 9 hours when I fail the Use Magic Device roll.”<\/p>\n
“Ehm… should we be opening up this hole, or should I put these chains back?”<\/p>\n
“Saucy took 1 point in it, so my dead ass is not a problem.”<\/p>\n
“Unfortunately, we have now proved that that is one of the knowledges that kills you.”
\n“One of the seven deadly knowledges?”<\/p>\n
“It’s not in the code that we can’t have friends.\u00a0 We’ve just never bothered.”<\/p>\n
“Guilt.\u00a0 That’s a cute word.”<\/p>\n
“I think productive vomiting should merit a hero point.”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna drop, stop, and roll.\u00a0 That’s not the order it usually goes in, but…”<\/p>\n
“I clean no one’s ass.\u00a0 Not even my own.”<\/p>\n
“You could choose not to be a manta ray.”
\n“But then I would drown.”
\n“I offered you water breathing and you refused!”<\/p>\n
“What is Sam doing?”
\n“Laughing like an idiot.”<\/p>\n
“I feel like I’m getting a preview of the manta ray song.”<\/p>\n
“You’re part shark, part dog.\u00a0 In no part of that are there thumbs!”<\/p>\n
“From back here, it’s like a black penis with handlebars.”
\n“It’s not anything like that.”<\/p>\n
“Wait.\u00a0 You’re gonna inconvenience everyone because it looks silly.”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna throw axes at the manta ray and plead forgiveness from the spider-bat.”<\/p>\n
“Damage reduction applies to falling, right?”
\n“Yes.\u00a0 This is not a +1 floor.”<\/p>\n
“Just jump anyway.\u00a0 It’ll be more spectacular.”<\/p>\n
“Ooo!\u00a0 Can we be heroic gelatinous cubes?”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry, did you say 108?”
\n“I feel inadequate somehow.”<\/p>\n
“Four?”
\n“I had 3d6; I rolled a 2 and two 1s.\u00a0 Come at me!”<\/p>\n
“Statistically, it’s either a 6, an 11, or a 13.”
\n“Statistically, this die can suck it.”<\/p>\n
“At least I don’t waste a lot of time at the table being effective.”<\/p>\n
“We have to respect the fishman; we don’t have to respect you if you’re a manta ray.”<\/p>\n
“You could make the kraken your first mate!”<\/p>\n
“Well, the good thing about the world ending is that there really isn’t anybody left to blame you.”<\/p>\n
“I would like to take Barracuda alive, if at all possible.\u00a0 So then he can be not alive… after a while.”<\/p>\n
“Why don’t we invite them to a party and then ambush them?”
\n“Because nobody would fall for that a third time.”<\/p>\n
“None of us are wearing the armor right now, right?”
\n“Uh…”
\n“Right, but he’s a manta ray so nobody will know.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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