“Man, I feel bad killing him when he’s not here.”
\n
\n“Whatever.\u00a0 You need to make the most chaotic character ever!”
\n“Well, that’s certain how this group does it.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know; if he keeps dodging us for piddly little things like weddings… his OWN wedding…”<\/p>\n
“That’s what I said by Collins’s logic.”<\/p>\n
“Fuck, we had to follow steps?\u00a0 That’s what we were doing wrong!”<\/p>\n
“Oh. My. God.\u00a0 Who’s heard of a fish fluffer?\u00a0 I mean, really?”<\/p>\n
“Ok, virtually identical.\u00a0 Only Bryan is able to break physics enough for it to vary each time.”<\/p>\n
“You actually suggested a not completely useless plan as we were leaving last week.”<\/p>\n
“The next sentence in the book is bad.\u00a0 So the module says ‘kill the party,’ and I’m going to ignore it for a certain number of rounds…”<\/p>\n
“Um.\u00a0 The Rock is the site of Sam’s biggest failure.”
\n“So we should definitely go there.”<\/p>\n
“We could free them to the shackles of our ship!”<\/p>\n
“I can Charisma at the fleet all day – ting! – but don’t ask me to brain at the fleet!”<\/p>\n
“Alchemist, will you brain?”<\/p>\n
*whispered* “Ask to hear the lamentation of his women.”<\/p>\n
“You lose because your fleet is rafts!\u00a0 Here’s some logs I threw in the ocean; FEAR ME.”<\/p>\n
“Why are we in Quint?”
\n“I know the names of three fucking cities: Quint, Port Royal – uh, Peril – and Butcher’s Rock.”<\/p>\n
“He named me commodore!”
\n“He named a fish commodore too.\u00a0 Not that fish – a fish next to the ship.”<\/p>\n
“As long as I’m on team ‘ram it and board it’…”<\/p>\n
“I can’t open my mouth without someone going, ‘You can’t use an apostrophe there because it’s not an Oxford comma…'”<\/p>\n
“No, Bryan doesn’t need to buy any shit; he gets plenty for free.”<\/p>\n
“You know, our conversations up here can be controversial, but downstairs they’re talking about male ovarian cancer.”<\/p>\n
“Why didn’t you tell me that showing my dick was a bad idea?”<\/p>\n
“You’ll never be able to tweet Kevin’s face when I performed the libido dance, though.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not sure what I distrust more – a metal ship that burns, or the little squinty bastards on board.\u00a0 Their eyes are too close to the ground.”<\/p>\n
“I was going to ask if you wanted me to check that first, but instead I’m just going to stand over here.”<\/p>\n
“No, I’ve got a better idea: ‘here’s 100 copper; I want shrapnel.'”<\/p>\n
“Instead of coming back with money, he may come back with an equal value in, say, biological weapons.”<\/p>\n
“I need like 50 guys.\u00a0 What’s the best way to go about that?”
\n“Put yourself in a whorehouse?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think John cares.\u00a0 I think no matter what happens, he’s going to end this campaign as a singing manta ray in a tavern someplace.”<\/p>\n
“What happened?”
\n“Yamarino just ended the campaign again.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I need to recruit crew!\u00a0 Both because I need crew, and because look what it did with Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“I heard frilly dress; I’m not wearing the frilly dress.\u00a0 I’m wearing the coat of the ancient mariner.”<\/p>\n
“Beating up bards!\u00a0 Even better!”<\/p>\n
“Kevin can’t get a Facebook because he hasn’t had a MySpace yet.”<\/p>\n
“Sweet Jesus.\u00a0 I’m going to have to stop letting Darryl die; he’s ruining my economy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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