“I thought he was, like, Yammy’s grandfather.\u00a0 In his 70s.”
\n“That would explain the trollishness.”
\n
\n“I spend a lot of time hanging out with Hawver?”
\n“How often does he put your chicken down his pants?”<\/p>\n
“We took a castle last week?”
\n“No, he’s extrapolating based on the lies we told him about last week.”<\/p>\n
“That’s a whole lot better than what I thought it was.”
\n“What did you think it was?”
\n“I’d rather not say.”<\/p>\n
“Look, Thursday night game had one set of rules, Wednesday night game…”<\/p>\n
“Yup, you and your trouser chicken missed most of the damage.”<\/p>\n
“Two seconds!\u00a0 Two seconds I held that straight face!”<\/p>\n
“I did not invent the term ‘murder hoboes.'”<\/p>\n
“Well, pirate times were very beard-y.”<\/p>\n
“I like the simple plan.\u00a0 We could have been complex and…”
\n“…good…”
\n“But I like the simple plan.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, I started coming up with another plan, but then I threw an axe at the first bard I saw.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I could go here and flank the bard…”
\n“Because that joke will never get old.”
\n“Nope.”<\/p>\n
“Well, the entirety of my usefulness just went away.”
\n“So you’re a bard now?”<\/p>\n
“Why do you hate me?”
\n“I don’t.\u00a0 I just like making jokes about you…”<\/p>\n
“I just want to make that very clear.\u00a0 No one is looking in Yammy’s HOLD.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, I need you to make a saving throw.\u00a0 MAKE a saving throw, not like Darryl.”<\/p>\n
“It’s down the hallway where Beardy McBloodyface came from.”<\/p>\n
“But we do need to find out if they’re devil-haters or just music-haters.”<\/p>\n
“I got it.\u00a0 I may set the bar on fire, but I got it.”
\n“Well, setting the bar on fire was plan B.\u00a0 With everyone inside of it.”<\/p>\n
“I thought you guys were just going to kill them.”
\n“We were, but now they have panache.”<\/p>\n
“Which one of them is weak?\u00a0 So far we haven’t found one!\u00a0 Where’s Fishman?”<\/p>\n
“We Kacey’d the joint.”
\n“We came in, and I threw axes.”<\/p>\n
“Dude, Bryan, combat is much more important than fucking with you.”
\n“And more interesting.”
\n“And we didn’t notice.”<\/p>\n
“Excuse me, Mr. Summoned Horror…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, sorry, I did actually back away so he would attack you and not me.”<\/p>\n
“Your gaping chest wounds are being cunnilingus-ed.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just pointing out that I’m never going to live certain things down.”
\n“Neither is Hawver, and he’s not even here.\u00a0 He has to read about it all in tweets.”<\/p>\n
“Well then, move there just so Kacey can’t.”<\/p>\n
“Not gaining life is better than losing hit points…”<\/p>\n
“He wants to know if he gets a hero point if he just lets himself die.”<\/p>\n
“I would like to point out that for 2 weeks in a row, I was not the one to do the stupid thing.”<\/p>\n
“If I was a dwarf, I would totally beard-fuck that.”
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