“There’s a finite amount of excitement to go around?”
\n
\n“I thought we were saying something about him as a person?”
\n“No, that’s later.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we’re well aware you’ve never had purity.”<\/p>\n
“We have done very little to inspire loyalty.”
\n“You could have stopped after the word ‘inspire’.”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t even assist.”
\n“One!”
\n“…You did better than Yammy.”<\/p>\n
“Do they HAVE sail-through bars?\u00a0 If not, I’m going to invent one!”<\/p>\n
“So how did you do?”
\n“Not good.\u00a0 Not good at all.”
\n“I assisted!\u00a0 That’s +2!”
\n“I *rolled* a 2.”<\/p>\n
“What do you think the ocean is made of?!\u00a0 Sahuagin spit and whale piss!”<\/p>\n
“We don’t want to go back to Butcher’s Rock.”
\n“Why not?”
\n“Aboleth.”
\n“That was just one unfortunate incident…”<\/p>\n
“Are we searching for an undead thing?\u00a0 No?\u00a0 Then we’ve got 99 problems and a lich ain’t one of them.”
\n“You went way too far for that one.”<\/p>\n
“…Because liches love rings.”
\n“…I set sail.”<\/p>\n
“We don’t know where the face-hugger is.\u00a0 Well, no, we do; it’s his hat.”<\/p>\n
“Now that we’ve solved the mystery of Bryan’s dice bag…”<\/p>\n
“I know it’s a bad idea to go in unprepared, but at what point have I gone in prepared with more than myself, my alchemist and my axes…?”<\/p>\n
“You’re right.\u00a0 Someone constructed these islands.”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry; you’ve decided that I don’t need to defend the island against the omnipresent threat of whatever we decided was the threat two weeks ago?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, we’re listening to the moustache again?”
\n“When did we stop?”<\/p>\n
“So that wasn’t real?”
\n“What, the magic compasses?\u00a0 NO!”<\/p>\n
“The two of us that swim – three, if you count Mantis Boy and the amazing moustache of awesome…”<\/p>\n
“Who are you and what have you done with Bryan?\u00a0 I see you only managed to steal a portion of his beard…”<\/p>\n
“Yehviny, does the boat have legs?”
\n“You’re underwater; look and see!”<\/p>\n
“What did you get?”
\n“Um.\u00a0 I don’t know.\u00a0 There’s a +7 there under miscellaneous modifiers, but I’m not sure why it’s there or if it’s even supposed to be there…”<\/p>\n
“We have found the place to corrupt John’s monkey. Wow… That sounded a lot less disgusting in my head.”<\/p>\n
“I see.\u00a0 I’ve never heard it used in this way.”
\n“Have you ever heard it used at all?”<\/p>\n
“Can you claim another player as a mount?”<\/p>\n
“THIS is why we can’t have nice things?”
\n“No… This is just a symptom of why we can’t have nice things…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to swim up onto the boat.”
\n“Why not just swim up to the island?”
\n“Because I want to be part of the landing party.”<\/p>\n
“They want brains.\u00a0 I’ll go in; I’m safe.”<\/p>\n
“They’re from a different timeline, in which we become zombies?”
\n“In which we become effective and evil?”
\n“Well… effective…?”<\/p>\n
“Actually, by our party’s standards, that would make him a well-dressed Sahuagin…”<\/p>\n
“Never going to not be funny, HE SAYS.”<\/p>\n
“She’s been up here when we gamed; how does she not know I’m deranged?”<\/p>\n
“This one seems like a much nicer fish-man; we should trade!”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, what did we tell you about negotiations?”
\n“Don’t?”<\/p>\n
“Did you have to leave and go through security again?”
\n“No, but we did go down a non-Harry-Dresden-approved hallway.”<\/p>\n
“See, you ARE useful – no matter what Yammy says.”
\n“That’s debatable.”<\/p>\n
“If you blow it up, I will stop everything and throw axes at you, for real, I am not even kidding.”<\/p>\n
“Hooray!\u00a0 I saved the day!”
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