“I didn’t know there were 8 of them.”
\n“There weren’t.\u00a0 There were 11 or 12 of them.”
\n
\n“Oh lord, he’s matching.”
\n“More importantly, he’s not clashing.”<\/p>\n
“The great thing about hygenic things is that it’s really easy to make them unhygenic.”
\n“Wait… the *great* thing?”<\/p>\n
“Rododendrons of death!”<\/p>\n
“Give us some credit!”
\n“We didn’t ever earn it.”<\/p>\n
“Throwing a rock concert so we can ambush the musician with man-eating plants is entirely new.”<\/p>\n
“Didn’t we see footprints before Kevin saw undead in the paragraph?”<\/p>\n
“It’s still afloat…”
\n“No, we can’t necessarily say that.\u00a0 It’s pivoting on a rock.\u00a0 We won’t know until the tide comes in…”<\/p>\n
“All the useful characters are dead.”
\n“Or never created in the first place.”<\/p>\n
“Makes that Boss Skaggs digression look pretty good, doesn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“I’m only slightly mind-controlled by a piece of furniture, so that’s ok.”<\/p>\n
“I order you not to fail any will saves from here forward.\u00a0 I’m sure that will hold weight with the dice.”<\/p>\n
“No, no, according to this, a leaf dropped on the trail, he became panicked, and ran back to where he started.”
\n“All within sight of shore.”<\/p>\n
“Sometimes he thinks he’s a manta ray with arms and a moustache.”
\n“Sometimes he IS a manta ray with arms and a moustache.”
\n“I’m not convinced about the moustache.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, if only you had someone that could cast Restoration.”
\n“If only he wasn’t at home with no voice…”<\/p>\n
“You have more stats than me…”
\n“Uh… no, I have 6.”<\/p>\n
“You could have looted me too!\u00a0 I’m pretty sure I’ve given the party more treasure than Kevin has.”<\/p>\n
“Have a potion of remove disease.”
\n“Hooray!\u00a0 A potion of remove disease!\u00a0 What does it do?”
\n“Removes disease.”<\/p>\n
“He took vegetable damage?”
\n“Vegetable damage?”
\n“That’s not what he said?”<\/p>\n
“Everyone knows Boss Skaggs hates scallops, so that’s not a bad plan.”<\/p>\n
“Scallops are those things that you don’t know what they are that’s in every admiral’s platter ever.”
\n“And scallions are those awesome things that you sprinkle on everything.”<\/p>\n
“Have you verbally berated your hand?”<\/p>\n
“What do you mean, my cement shoes are weighing me down?\u00a0 These are master-crafted cement shoes.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have nicknames for all the villains?”
\n“No, that’s Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“He’s the Peter Gabriel of villain naming…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t believe in religion.”
\n“It doesn’t believe in you.”<\/p>\n
“But he Skypes in, so I can’t slap him.”<\/p>\n
“I’m afraid wooden heads are attached to wooden bodies.”
\n“I have an axe.”<\/p>\n
“Surely they are not well-manicured treants.”<\/p>\n
“Weren’t you there for the treant fight?”
\n“Not with this character…”<\/p>\n
“I… I think I made a demon.”
\n“Well, you summoned something, which is pretty awesome.”<\/p>\n
“Sometimes you have to do inappropriate things to summon things.\u00a0 Sometimes more inappropriate than others…”<\/p>\n
“Are you also an elder?\u00a0 Because your head is much smaller.”<\/p>\n
“He looks kind of like us… only not.”<\/p>\n
“Apparently you had to hug a big wooden head to get someone to come out and tell you to go away.”<\/p>\n
“I promise not to set your heads on fire, because we want to cook a chicken.”
\n“I promise not to kill you immediately.”<\/p>\n
“These are for meat-sacks!\u00a0 I would not deign to dull my axes on wood when they’re for meat-sacks!\u00a0 I might dull it on a pig…”<\/p>\n
“If the Inevitable could simply slice this section of the island off and move it away, he would.”<\/p>\n
“Inevitable, meet the inexorable.”<\/p>\n
“We’re 30 feet up a cliff.\u00a0 Danger can only come at us from three sides…”<\/p>\n
“Because they were dead.\u00a0 Twice.\u00a0 It’s like a twice-baked potato.\u00a0 Twice-dead fish-man.”<\/p>\n
“There are a lot of things that are unnecessary.\u00a0 Take this coat… this coat is completely unnecessary.”<\/p>\n
“I want to role-play as an Inevitable now… so every time I do anything, I can say, ‘that was inevitable.'”<\/p>\n
“Since I will never see you after today, since I promised we would leave, today is your birthday.”<\/p>\n
“I will play a birthday tune.”
\n“An unnecessarily birthday tune.”<\/p>\n
“You are the second-biggest brown noser in this book, and you’re not even IN the book!”<\/p>\n
“We have only presentational respect for Admiral Swift.\u00a0 If he’s present, we respect him.”
\n“He’s asleep.”
\n“Exactly.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, we could split the party, but that’s not my call.”
\n“Yeah, that’s usually Bryan, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“Captain, it’s dawn and there’s an island.”
\n“Thank you for waking me up two hours before you were supposed to, and turn the ship, you screw.”<\/p>\n
“How difficult is it to fall onto your own axe?”<\/p>\n
“You know what?\u00a0 It’s not really a party without birthday strippers.\u00a0 Can we get some?”
\n“You know, technically the fish-man is wearing nothing but a hat…”<\/p>\n
“Kacey, if there was a way to capture all of that on Twitter, I would have… but it’s not.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, I got distracted by myself?”<\/p>\n
“Well, he broke my left finger… well, I have five left fingers, and they’re on THIS hand…”<\/p>\n
“Because I know if I ever come back here, you will send me from this earth.\u00a0 So when I’m ready to leave this world, I’ll remember you.”<\/p>\n
“Every time you poop, you poop in the Fever Sea.”
\n“Mmmm… probably related.”<\/p>\n
“Ooo, we just found the Steve Miller Band?”
\n“No, but it might be Toto.”<\/p>\n
“You owe me a squeezebox, you bastards.”<\/p>\n
“What’s a fake lean-to?\u00a0 A lean-to is just a piece of wood leaned up against something!”<\/p>\n
“You note that they all have similar characteristics to Charlie before the Heal potion.”
\n“So they’re bards!”<\/p>\n
“I can’t even think of a word now; I’ve used all my words tonight.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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