“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
\n
\n“Oh, I was going to persuade it to donate its head.”<\/p>\n
“Are they smarter than the average alligator?”<\/p>\n
“They’re dumber than you.”
\n“They’re dumber than Feng!”<\/p>\n
“I’m full.\u00a0 Do you know how many potions I’ve had?”<\/p>\n
“It’s a potion of Comprehend Acid?”<\/p>\n
“There’s not many voices I do well, so Sean Connery, Antonio Banderas, and Shaggy will be making an appearance…”<\/p>\n
“Why are you so bloodthirsty all of a sudden?”<\/p>\n
“Here, drink this.\u00a0 It’s definitely acid.”
\n“The good kind of acid or the bad kind of acid?”
\n“Well, we’re going to find out.”<\/p>\n
“Did you make that with fangberries?\u00a0 Oh, wait, you wouldn’t have!”
\n(We’ve been trying to find fangberries for 6 sessions…)<\/p>\n
“I’m canned breakfast.”
\n“Spam!”
\n“I was thinking of canned biscuits…”<\/p>\n
“…Can we fight more flammable things?”<\/p>\n
“I thought it was that wyrm’s turn.\u00a0 I thought we killed this wyrm.”<\/p>\n
“You cannot play dead when neck makes breaking sounds.”
\n“Maybe they were fake breaking sounds?”<\/p>\n
“Every other adventuring party in the world would be excited about this.\u00a0 You guys?”<\/p>\n
“Don’t put that anywhere near your fangberries!”<\/p>\n
“This is the tastiest scale mail I’ve ever licked!”<\/p>\n
“Yes, look in the index of your core rulebook for ‘oh sweet jesus they’re all over me.'”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want the swamps!\u00a0 I will burn your capital down in a heartbeat!”<\/p>\n
“It also comes with a convenient place to keep the owlbear!”
\n“And it has a whore tunnel!”<\/p>\n
“Buy 2 festivals, get one festival free!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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