“Which one do you like best?”
\n“Respect.”
\n“Why do you hang out with us?”
\n
\n“So… yes, it was a murder site, but WE did not murder anyone.”<\/p>\n
“I think ‘Taking Credit’ is your actual skill.”<\/p>\n
“Did we kill them or something while I was on the phone?”
\n“Yeah, I asked them to disembark.”<\/p>\n
“So do you know where the rank of colonel comes from?”
\n“Corn.”<\/p>\n
“That requires a full healer.”
\n“Ooo, what’s that like?”
\n“Well, it ends in Phantasmal Killer…”<\/p>\n
“So last night there was a lot of moaning coming from the caves.”
\n“The good kind of moaning or the bad kind of moaning?”<\/p>\n
“It was the bad kind of moaning, in a good way?\u00a0 So I wasn’t sure what those zombies were doing in there, but I wasn’t going to interrupt them.”<\/p>\n
“How many charges was that?”
\n“Nine…”<\/p>\n
“I aimed poorly?”
\n“It must be that and not the poor fly skill I have.”<\/p>\n
“So you Peter Pan your way over there…”<\/p>\n
“Have we made it to the cave yet?”
\n“Mostly…”<\/p>\n
“Screw this pirate noise; let’s get cake.”<\/p>\n
“‘Totally not the same ship!’ ‘Why is the D in a different color?’ ‘We ran out of paint.'”<\/p>\n
“Except that draining levels is a lot like kicking your friends in the balls… over and over and over again…”<\/p>\n
“If I did not destroy the entire world, I’m disappointed in myself.”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna say that sounds like a bunch of 8 Intelligence bullshit.”<\/p>\n
“Is it alchemicaling or is it spelling?”
\n“Neither.\u00a0 It’s Knowledge: Dungeoneering…”<\/p>\n
“Paper IS wood.”
\n“That does not sound like Intelligence 8 talking.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve seen the whole Boots of Spider Climb thing, and I don’t HAVE Boots of Spider Climb, so I’m throwing the monkey up on the ship.”<\/p>\n
“They’re medicinal maggots!”
\n“There’s no way those are sterile.”
\n“She didn’t say they were sterile; she said they were medicinal.”<\/p>\n
“I only like the popped corn maggots.”<\/p>\n
“Please take your looting hat off; it’s frightening the children.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s open up the rotten hammocks!\u00a0 I knew we needed them for something, and it wasn’t soup!”<\/p>\n
“Rotted maggot soup night!\u00a0 It’s what comes after Ham Night!”<\/p>\n
“Let’s press our luck; that sounds like a great plan!”<\/p>\n
“No, you only have to be around Brian and have a name that isn’t easy for him to pronounce, like… Brian.”<\/p>\n
“For the first time ever, they actually put something useful on the goddamn map.”<\/p>\n
“So basically, we need new players, is what we’re saying.”
\n“And we need to go back to the beginning and not fuck up.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t usually inspire until round three or four…”<\/p>\n
“Collins isn’t around…”
\n“No, he’s downstairs.”
\n“We don’t talk about what happened to the druid any more.”<\/p>\n
“You can never have too much forces; always helps in the bedroom.”
\n“But that can lead to rug burn.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a democracy…”
\n“Oh, NOW you remember that.”
\n“It’s a democracy when I want it to be.”<\/p>\n
“I would prefer to continue to mock him, rather than take away his votes.”<\/p>\n
“So the long story is that yes, we will kill him, but there may be a few extra steps in there that might involve hacksaws and torture…”<\/p>\n
“Are we assuming there’s a whore tunnel when there in fact is not?”<\/p>\n
“But they have slightly more penises than the groups of prostitutes I prefer.”<\/p>\n
“What is a penis amongst friends?”<\/p>\n
“That would have been a terrible non-sequitor and I’m glad it didn’t happen.”<\/p>\n
“It just so happens I have a wand of water breathing.”
\n“I have a wish of water breathing.”
\n“Well, mine’s not as cool, but both start with a wuh-wuh.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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