“I’m not sure I’d trust him…”
\n“You can stop there.”
\n
\n“There are more efficient ways of cheating!”<\/p>\n
“All right; are we going to let this monster eat Bryan’s face?”<\/p>\n
“I believe we had some initiative to roll…?”
\n“I have no initiative.”<\/p>\n
“Demon taint!\u00a0 Demon taint!”<\/p>\n
“No, the man drilling will come later.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t foresee it getting better.\u00a0 We may have already hit the high water mark.”
\n“I may have peed on the high water mark…”<\/p>\n
“Mine are neutral aligned.”
\n“Mine are misaligned…”<\/p>\n
“Hey, you’re also immune to elves!”
\n“Elven Immunity does not mean you’re immune to elves!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want to flame Shark-dog.”
\n“I don’t understand you people.”<\/p>\n
“You’re all going to shorten it, so I’m going to make sure it shortens decently.”<\/p>\n
“Can I surrender now?”
\n“You can surrender, but don’t stop singing.”<\/p>\n
“Include the surrender in your singing, so we don’t lose the bonuses.”<\/p>\n
“So what you’re saying is that I should wait to cast my swarm until after we’ve killed these swarms.”
\n“What I’m saying here is that I think we need a cleric after all.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, look, I could have gotten as high as a 27 on that roll, so there’s no way I could have not failed.”<\/p>\n
“I know how I’m going to fix it… even Darryl doesn’t enjoy making characters this often.”<\/p>\n
“Is the ability useful?\u00a0 If yes, then I gave it up.”<\/p>\n
“Before you do that, I need you to go down there and make a will save.”
\n“Yeah… let’s not do that…”<\/p>\n
“I’ve seen your Monday night group; you didn’t need a madness spell to do that.\u00a0 The suggestion that it would be entertaining would be enough.”<\/p>\n
“Your comforting thought is US?!”<\/p>\n
“You’re like a Harry Potter villain: Lord SmolderMore.”<\/p>\n
“Granted, horribly unlikely dice rolls have been what killed half of my characters…”<\/p>\n
“What DO you have, Saucy?\u00a0 Herpes?”
\n“Nope.”<\/p>\n
“Not regular wasps.\u00a0 Illegal alien wasps.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, cool.\u00a0 My max hit points and my current hit points are both palindromes.”<\/p>\n
“Yay!\u00a0 And I didn’t hit anyone important!\u00a0 Except myself!”<\/p>\n
“You DO need an electronic device, sir; evidently this paper thing is just a fad for you.”<\/p>\n
“You just did a shit-ton of damage.\u00a0 Apparently on the bad guy, which is nice…”
\n“Yeah, since you’re standing next to him and all.”<\/p>\n
“We have a Cheese Shop bard, is what you’re saying?”<\/p>\n
“Friends were just a delivery method for VD for Mary T.”<\/p>\n
“I think I established months ago that Blackleaf does not leave friends behind.”
\n“We didn’t leave him behind; he left us, because he didn’t let me check the door before he tried to open it!”<\/p>\n
“I could find him if I had a piece of flesh.”
\n“I’ve been licking his flesh.”<\/p>\n
“Are you dead?!\u00a0 We can find you easily if you’re dead!”<\/p>\n
“Mine works dead or alive.”<\/p>\n
“So Kacey and I are on similar pages, it’s just his book is bigger.”<\/p>\n
“Why is this not a cock ring of feather falling?!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know… whatever cockroachery he’s got around him.”<\/p>\n
“We’re six monkeys and an actual monkey…”<\/p>\n
“It says right there: ‘PCs should be 12th level when Pete disappears.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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