“Bryan, I sent you your panties.”
\n“…What?”
\n
\n“Hey, ‘just the tip’ was your idea!”<\/p>\n
“If it’s not margaritas, it’s something else that speaks Spanish.”<\/p>\n
“Which one of those got tweeted?”
\n“Antonio Banderas.”<\/p>\n
“Surely that won’t come back to bite me in the left testicle.”
\n“Why the left one?”
\n“The right one’s gone.”<\/p>\n
“This is why I’m good at Fiasco!\u00a0 I randomly reveal things that are neither true nor poignant!”<\/p>\n
“If that’s the average mental age of the group, someone has to be bringing it down.”
\n“Or up.”<\/p>\n
“The pirate capitol, which is Port Peril, which is what I said the second time…”<\/p>\n
“Right, so now we need to keep pieces of everyone.”
\n“‘Now?'”<\/p>\n
“Hey, I’m going to try to kill you; I need you to sing the competence song.”<\/p>\n
“The most important part of dealing with devils is giving them something you don’t want.”<\/p>\n
“Which half of the rope is your favorite, Bryan?”
\n“The half that’s not tied around his neck?”<\/p>\n
“One of them has boobs and one of them has one leg.”
\n“He has a pegleg?”
\n“Well, he’s called Pegsworthy!”<\/p>\n
“You know, we’re technically the heroes; why do we have to have a patron?”
\n“You’re right.\u00a0 Open fire.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, you say ‘some assholes,’ and someone hands you their phone and says, ‘here,’ why would you take it?”<\/p>\n
“So ‘some assholes’ only got you one hit, and…”
\n“And ‘starfish chocolates’ gives me a very realistic cake… colored and everything…”<\/p>\n
“So what does Tessa Fairwind have to say?”
\n“NOTHING.\u00a0 She got close enough to hear your conversation and decided to burn the town.”<\/p>\n
“So all we could do is go back into the past and watch ourselves fuck up?”<\/p>\n
“Am I bowling for dice cubes?”<\/p>\n
“Sometimes my brain gets ahead of where my mouth is.\u00a0 That happens in Fiasco too.\u00a0 Sometimes I run out of words before I run out of breath.”<\/p>\n
“That’s an excellent drawing of a refrigerator.”
\n“It’s a manila folder!”<\/p>\n
“We’re trying to teleport to…?”
\n“The Wanderlust.”
\n“Don’t try to teleport there if you don’t know where we’re going!”<\/p>\n
“Would you like to go buy a ring of Feather Fall before we go?”
\n“Nope!\u00a0 I like to do things the hard way.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, so, let me see if I can get answer from someone that’s not about to go overboard.\u00a0 Where are we?”<\/p>\n
“…Did a sing-a-long just occur?”
\n“Yeah.”<\/p>\n
“That’s because we’re actually very bad at this game.”<\/p>\n
“Human.\u00a0 It happens to be spelled H-A-L-F-E-L-F, but Sam’s sure he’s human.”<\/p>\n
“The only reason you want to run away is that we told you that you couldn’t surrender.”<\/p>\n
“My uncle branched out into donkey fisting, but there was no money in that.”<\/p>\n
“I’m doing the dance of ship finding.\u00a0 Is it working yet?\u00a0 I’ll try harder.”<\/p>\n
“Why do you always dwell on the negative?”
\n“Because I’m thinking of all the Darryl deaths.”<\/p>\n
“Gill bites off full heads.”
\n“That was just… many of the times…”<\/p>\n
“So as opposed to Saucy, who attempts to make his character less useful, you’re attempting to make your character more powerful.\u00a0 I’m confused.”
\n“It’s a different school of thought.”<\/p>\n
“Did you leave him on my ship?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“I’m going to kill you later…”<\/p>\n
“Hero point.”
\n“No, you killed my husband.\u00a0 No hero point.”
\n“Two.”<\/p>\n
“Death has never actually stopped Kevin.”<\/p>\n
“See?\u00a0 My sing-a-long buddy appreciates my humor.”<\/p>\n
“What the hell.”
\n“What the hell, indeed.”
\n“That’s as rousing an endorsement as we’ve gotten so far.”<\/p>\n
“They’re gonna get about a third of the distance of a three-day trip in one day.”<\/p>\n
“They have taken Arronax and turned him into a figurehead.”
\n“…Is he magical now?”<\/p>\n
“Maybe if we make it north to the coffee stain, it will form a protective residue…”<\/p>\n
“Spoken like someone that hasn’t been turned into a slug person.”<\/p>\n
“We’re also not going back in time to take advantage of mechanics that were available to us.”<\/p>\n
“I’m actually concerned that he’s in that fleet that’s destroying ships on the way here.”
\n“That just means he’s smarter than us.”<\/p>\n
“I suggest we deploy Operation Cannon Raft once and for all.”<\/p>\n
“That’s my selling point when I go into a bar: I can’t promise it will be good or bad, but it will be quick.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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