“I’ve started leading with horse fisting… that’s not getting tweeted, is it?”
\n“It is now.”
\n
\n“We named the dog Spork Tits.”
\n“…I was hoping you were going there.”<\/p>\n
“What do you mean ‘drag it out’? We just need to play normally.”<\/p>\n
“Teleport, shmeleport – I’m going to fire a barbarian at them!”<\/p>\n
“Fire a warning barbarian!”<\/p>\n
“It’s all right; he can swim.”
\n“Nope, I got cheap barbarians.”<\/p>\n
“So they’re basically humanoid… wings… tail…”
\n“Basically humanoid?”<\/p>\n
“That’s the second reference to ‘Bohemian earspoon’ this evening.”<\/p>\n
“And by ‘waited for you,’ he means ‘we got totally distracted and didn’t get started until you showed up.'”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to think we got a surprise round!”
\n“I’m surprised!”
\n“I’d be surprised if we get a surprise round.”<\/p>\n
“I give up.\u00a0 I’m not naming my characters any more.”<\/p>\n
“Boy, we’re just… doing this.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we’d like to provoke the enemy before they murder us.”<\/p>\n
“I told you I’m casting Grease first.”
\n“God. Damn. It.\u00a0 I want you to cast Grease up your ass.”<\/p>\n
“Kill… hurt… surrender to… Whatever.”<\/p>\n
“My allergic to awesomeness hasn’t kicked in until now.”<\/p>\n
“We need to find more tasty armies.”<\/p>\n
“I think there should be a feat to… I’m gonna stop right there…”<\/p>\n
“No, no, in the ABSENCE of his leadership, it has brought us together.”<\/p>\n
“Ha-HA!\u00a0 I am here, and I am viscious, and everyone is standing behind me!”<\/p>\n
“A 16 hits you?!”
\n“That’s with Mage Armor up.”<\/p>\n
“I need you to do a microsurgical Vess-ectemy removal.”<\/p>\n
“I can see your chest, and I’m not talking about your boobs.”<\/p>\n
“So I start speaking.”
\n“Stick with the singing.”
\n“I can do both.”<\/p>\n
“I am prone!\u00a0 …I think we all know what I’m prone to.”<\/p>\n
“Ooo, the fancy hat decoy gambit.”<\/p>\n
“Ask if their cook is a devil too.”
\n“‘Is your cook a devil too?’\u00a0 They’re not answering.”
\n“I really want some deviled eggs…”<\/p>\n
“Why is she wearing a dress instead of armor?”
\n“Dress uniform.”
\n“Look, you said dress; I’m not going to remember anything after that.”<\/p>\n
“The ships care.\u00a0 The sailors above that column careD… The ashes, not so much.”<\/p>\n
“Look, don’t let John be the bar for the rest of us.”<\/p>\n
“I have only ever lost to gravity.\u00a0 I mean, repeatedly, but…”<\/p>\n
“So I lose the spell.\u00a0 Balls.”
\n“Do you have ‘balls’ memorized?”
\n“Not anymore…”<\/p>\n
“Way more than you needed to kill him, actually; I just wanted you to have something to do while I calculated.”<\/p>\n
“Because it’s really important we get it exact.\u00a0 This is a group that’s really precise.”
\n“But only about the wrong things.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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