“Okay, here are the 10 names: The Coast-Guardian.”
\n“That’s where we START?!”
\n
\n“Buccaneer’s a bad guy.”
\n“No, he’s a corn farmer.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know why I chose him as my best friend.”
\n“Yeah, what were you thinking?”<\/p>\n
“And you know, I’ve been doing web design since the 90s, and not once have I worn a hardhat…”<\/p>\n
“The villains you made for that game were terrible.\u00a0 ‘Eror 404’ is not a villain.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I’m writing it in pen.”
\n“That’s a pencil!”
\n“I wrote my name in pen…”<\/p>\n
“I leave the game for two years and you guys just fall apart without me.\u00a0 I mean, he looks like Jesus… Pete’s here now…”<\/p>\n
“‘I was old!\u00a0 I was in my 40s!’ said the 39 year old man…”<\/p>\n
“I have a really weird question for you.”
\n“No, you cannot have a monkey.”<\/p>\n
“Here: mine’s written in fish.”
\n“You’re… gonna type this in, right?”<\/p>\n
“I would really, really appreciate it if the game did not become What Hawver Lurks.”<\/p>\n
“Well, you do know my secret.”
\n“I do know your secret.”
\n“Is it foam?”<\/p>\n
“WHY did I miss this?!”<\/p>\n
“Soul-forging is when you take a soul and turn it into an ashtray.\u00a0 Or a steering wheel.”<\/p>\n
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