“My dad took all the facial hair with him when he died.”<\/p>\n
“I never thought of political corruption as buying local, but it’s true…”<\/p>\n
“Food should not do that.”
\n“Do what?”
\n“What?”
\n“You said food shouldn’t do that; what did it do?”
\n“The Charleston.”<\/p>\n
“I am pretty sure we’re going to get into a fist fight.\u00a0 I’m just hoping it’s before I’m fifty.”<\/p>\n
“If you don’t look like you’ve eaten a human being by the end of the fight, you didn’t do it right.”<\/p>\n
“When we’re talking about shitty rock bands from the 70s, I know my stuff.”<\/p>\n
“This sounds like a great contest: mail in your names for our sliced pig anus business.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, the menus are in Japanese, so you’re going to have to just kind of… guess.”
\n“Chances are, the first one is ‘play.'”<\/p>\n
“He’s got a mood shirt!”<\/p>\n
“He’s prone to catatonia.”
\n“As long as he doesn’t drool on the pages, that’s fine…”
\n“Well, he’s incapable of drooling…”<\/p>\n
“So he’s a music fan, huh?”
\n“Sure, let’s go with that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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