“Because yeah, that sound is annoying, but my dick is choking.”
\n
\n“The sound is annoying, but I’m much more concerned that my dick has turned blue!”<\/p>\n
“He needs to drop his ballast tank.”
\n“What is his ballast tank?”
\n“About 20 pounds of marbles and caltrops.”<\/p>\n
“The octopus will ink, creating a 10-foot radius area of total concealment.”
\n“Okay, I suggest we walk away from it.”<\/p>\n
“The last thing Fister tries to do is loop the chain around his neck so he can choke the bitch…”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god!\u00a0 Woman who I haven’t given a name to yet because I didn’t think it was important!\u00a0 Nooooo!”<\/p>\n
“Remus?\u00a0 Romulus?\u00a0 What was the name of your character again?”
\n“Um… Romano?”<\/p>\n
“For half a sec, I thought you said ‘loosery script.’\u00a0 ‘You write like you fucking suck!'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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