“How hard *can* it be to find an invisible ship?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
(following some discussion of Wonder Woman) “I knew this was a DC crossover.”<\/p>\n
“We have a whole NEW array of fuck-ups to engage in.”<\/p>\n
“That’s no moon! That’s a gas station!”<\/p>\n
“If you want those dirty pictures to go away? Better free up your Thursday nights…”<\/p>\n
“Is it written in fish again?”<\/p>\n
“Continue forth with no plan!”<\/p>\n
“Sir! There’s a bush!”
\n“So what?”
\n“It’s in space!”
\n“and it’s closing fast.”<\/p>\n
“I vote to not be the dead boyfriend!”<\/p>\n
“No, no, keep going with what you were going to say.”
\n“What is the past tense of twittter? I… I… Twat?”<\/p>\n
“Look, please. Don’t confuse the bush and the twats!”<\/p>\n
“What did you do last night? Space twats? What is this?”<\/p>\n
“Thank you for using the word ‘elite’. I’m not sure it’s the right word, but…”<\/p>\n
“We can’t ALL be the backup plan!”<\/p>\n
“Why does the invisible ship need a distraction?!”
\n“Because it has a TARP!”<\/p>\n
“I vote for Bryan to be promoted to the position of ‘dead boyfriend’….”<\/p>\n
“So you’re saying her ship has big balls.”
\n“Just one. Her ship has one ball.”
\n“There was an accident.”<\/p>\n
(in response to getting a joke a bit late) “No, I just got it. It wasn’t in my notes….”<\/p>\n
“You all get aboard the rogue scrotum and take off.”<\/p>\n
“You seem like a functioning member of society. Why ARE you here?”<\/p>\n
“…We need to verb at this point.”<\/p>\n
“He’s a Hutt. Isn’t he more of a recline-down comedian?”<\/p>\n
“That’s our master plan?! Put the tarp back on the ship?!”<\/p>\n
“That’s it! The Talz is a master of papercraft!” (improbable plot ensues) “We’ll be fine unless it rains.”<\/p>\n
“Dude, this tarp has not come even close to the custard. Don’t even.”<\/p>\n
“You know what. I’m going to shut my mouth, and let you all come up with a plan that involves a tarp and custard…”<\/p>\n
“But let me make a point: screwing up just makes the game more interesting.”<\/p>\n
“Fuck plan C. Let’s go on to plan F.”<\/p>\n
“How do you spell ‘link’?”
\ntwo at once: “Z-E-L-D-A?”<\/p>\n
“Where do you get all these cool toys?”
\n“…In the equipment section of the core book…?”<\/p>\n
“This is annoying AND delicious. Why did you do this to me? I have conflicted emotions about this….”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure if we bring a tarp, he’s going to turn around and leave.”
\n“We’re actually doing stuff, and he’s slowly leaving anyway…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I was thinking it would make me look like a creamsicle. What? You said it was a sickly orange!”<\/p>\n
“No, this is not the lowest our group has gone.”
\n“No, is this – I KNOW that.”<\/p>\n
“I swear to god, if that ‘annoying and delicious’ quote ends up being what I’m known for…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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