“You’re not going to stick a straw in it and suck the pickle out?”
\n<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure Gary Gygax said that.”
\n“Right before he rebooted his 8088.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe he just has resting ‘laughing maniacally’ face.”<\/p>\n
“That’s because you’re a baby. A big, bearded baby.”<\/p>\n
“When you drop your dice, it’s not the same as rolling.”<\/p>\n
“She’s not your wife!”
\n“But I’m not there to make that call.”<\/p>\n
“I can see the commercial now: ‘You no longer smell the rotting corpses in your yard, but your neighbors do! Try Febreze.'”<\/p>\n
“Leave it to Hawver to Incept his fucking Harrowing.”<\/p>\n
“It’s like the opposite of James Bond: nobody does it better.”
\n“Nobody does it worse-er?”<\/p>\n
“So what are your intentions for finding a way?”
\n“Crime. Violence, if necessary.”<\/p>\n
“Did you name them?”
\n“Fearless and Danger!”
\n“After my mother!”<\/p>\n
“Can we discuss the latent sexuality of your latest delusions?”
\n“There’s nothing remotely sexual about those dogs!”<\/p>\n
“If I had good Wits, I wouldn’t have made the deal in the first place.”<\/p>\n
“I have to aplogize; I don’t remember my name.”
\n“Danger.”
\n“That’s his middle name.”<\/p>\n
“You got replaced by the FNG!”
\n“Worse yet, you got replaced by an NPC.”<\/p>\n
“Unless it’s Hutt puppetry!”<\/p>\n
“No, no, showing up after the Hutt lounge singer is the Hutt puppet show!”<\/p>\n
“And he and his little hooligans are likely to come after us again. That’s why we’re standing out here.”
\n“Maybe I should go inside, then.”<\/p>\n
“So a piece of paper is made out of people, so you should just write on your hand and cut out the middle-man.”<\/p>\n
“Do any of you have Argos?”
\n“Yes. But you have to push the wheelchair.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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