“I mean, not at me, but at a package of fish? Sure.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I don’t want to brag, but I once had five leches.”<\/p>\n
“Which will totally be my luchador name: El Leche.”<\/p>\n
“El Leche del Diablo!”
\n“The Devil’s Milk?”
\n“Rum?”<\/p>\n
“But I didn’t bring our sheets.”
\n“That’s never stopped you before!”<\/p>\n
“John, we’re going to leave this entirely up to you.”
\n“Oh, that’s a bad decision.”<\/p>\n
“When you’re a death metal band, you name yourself after a flower, obviously.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry about a good story. As long as there’s leches and beer, everybody’s happy.”<\/p>\n
“End this cake for me. End it.”<\/p>\n
“Did you say, ‘The Lord loves a banging’?”
\n“No, I said, ‘The Lord loves a hanging…'”<\/p>\n
“That… came out dirtier than I intended.”
\n“Don’t most things?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t feel so much like I’m playing this game as I’m watching it…”<\/p>\n
“You’re the law! Why are you panicking people, anyway?”
\n“Uh, hello? Police state?”<\/p>\n
“So you have a deputy-sense?”<\/p>\n
“I shouldn’t be so amused by that dynamite bouncing around…”<\/p>\n
“And I know Jason is the scoundrel…”
\n“There’s no scoundrel in this game!”<\/p>\n
“He had been gutted like a Christmas ham.”<\/p>\n
“Sarah can have my spankings.”
\n“Ugh. You know what, you can leave me out of this whole… scene…”<\/p>\n
“Oh no. I dropped my badge.”
\n“You’re not sheriff any more!”<\/p>\n
“Okay, discard one of those two at random.”
\n“OK, I discard a Bang!” [They were both Bang!s]<\/p>\n
“Because you’re a bad sheriff and your horse rode away with your gun…”<\/p>\n
“Beginning?! I don’t think you’re cut out for this line of work!”<\/p>\n
“‘Draw!’ ‘Nope!'”<\/p>\n
“Kacey’s obviously a miscreant of some kind. And he’s got a card that makes him a bad guy, too.”<\/p>\n
“It looks almost as good on you as it does on my three year old son.”<\/p>\n
“One, can you watch my fish, and two, if not, can I hide in your apartment for two weeks?”<\/p>\n
“The one I suspect of being a deputy after I shot him two times…”<\/p>\n
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