“Speaking of doing things for money, I got a webcam…”
\n“Uhhh…”
\n<\/p>\n
“Well, this IS Wraith: the Oblivious.”<\/p>\n
“So we’re taking the midnight train FROM Georgia…”<\/p>\n
“Um, Bryan? How many years in a row did you wear a dress for Halloween?”
\n“I said my sexuality was not in question!”<\/p>\n
“As soon as he makes it off the train safely.”
\n“So he won’t be making it off the train, then.”<\/p>\n
“Because it’s very well thought-out by eight very intelligent people. Okay, seven very intelligent people and me…”<\/p>\n
“I apologise; I’ve gotten you into something larger than I had ever intended.”
\n“A train!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t like being that close to your ghostly balls! It’s musty!”<\/p>\n
“That’s a point we’ll never get.”
\n“Good role-playing?”
\n“Wisdom.”<\/p>\n
“This coffee tastes like ass.”
\n“Drink from the other side of the cup!”<\/p>\n
“He has a first name; what’s his first name?”
\n“Professor.”<\/p>\n
“Find his voice. We’ll stop being distracting.”
\n“No, we won’t, Bryan.”
\n“I know, but it’s one of those lies that people like to hear…”<\/p>\n
“Just get a couple of more quips out, then call it a character.”<\/p>\n
“Look, I was in an insane asylum for 100 years.”
\n“And did your wife get laid while you were in there?”<\/p>\n
“The Eighties were a very stupid time, weren’t they?”
\n“Look, when I was in high school, I got laid. I didn’t go to class like a nerd.”<\/p>\n
“We’re tanks?”
\n“Yes. You’re velcomes.”<\/p>\n
“No, I just realized that with Pandemonium, I can create blood and pus and things, so I could cover her bed with blood and freak the doctors out!”<\/p>\n
“So out of game, I’m going to suggest we don’t split the party, because we’re already pretty inefficient as a group…”<\/p>\n
“No! We haven’t met the Wife. Stabby Girl is Not the Wife!”<\/p>\n
“About five days.”
\n“Probably not enough time for her to change her name back.”
\n“She’s in a COMA!”<\/p>\n
“She was in a coma at that point! Now, it is conceivable that she woke up, changed her name, and went back into a coma…”<\/p>\n
“Or, ‘Adam’s dead,’ which actually conveys the message without being a THREAT.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, and you want my pencil too?”
\n“‘That wasn’t in the contract!’ ‘Because I couldn’t write it!'”<\/p>\n
“That’s like the most emo thing you could say. ‘Blood fades, but indelible ink is forever!'”<\/p>\n
“I’m your Shadow. It’s my job to tempt you! This is the first time I’ve tempted you to do something naughty.”<\/p>\n
“How much is it to Pandemonium that electrocuting that woman machine?”<\/p>\n
“Damn Hawver and his fish…”<\/p>\n
“And everybody wins. Except the woman being electrocuted.”<\/p>\n
“Our causes of celebration are not most folks’…”<\/p>\n
“Trying to rip their souls out? No, that’s not usually the way you get people out of a coma.”<\/p>\n
“I was scared! They were electrocuting her! …And it was funny.”<\/p>\n
“They were canoodling, but not with the full noodle!”<\/p>\n
“I… don’t think I understand the question.”
\n“Yeah, I don’t either.”<\/p>\n
“Why am I in the hospital?”
\n“Well, there was this jello incident…”<\/p>\n
“It’s almost like you caught her off guard, because she was in the middle of another question.”
\n“I’ve had therapy sessions like that…”<\/p>\n
“Because I go the extra mile to make up crappy stories…”
\n“…That we then destroy.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, the story’s just porcelain-shaped, and we’re shitting in it…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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