“Friends don’t let friends drink and kern”
\n“Spouses do”
\n<\/p>\n
“Okay, I admit it – I like better than you!”<\/p>\n
“It doesn’t travel on the X axis, it doesn’t travel on the Y axis, it doesn’t travel on the Z axis. It travels on the umlaut axis.”<\/p>\n
“If I kill him, he’s off the fucking train.”<\/p>\n
“I… don’t see where they put the punch cards.”<\/p>\n
“I NEVER laid a hand on my wife.”
\n“That makes for a problematic marriage, doesn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“So I bring this up because if everybody’s grabbing the wheelchair, we’re going for a RIDE.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to suggest here that I’m not the best person to go to for suggestions and plans!”<\/p>\n
“I think you’re very confused about how religion works…”
\n“So am I, at this point.”<\/p>\n
“No, I called HIM a savage.”
\n“Oh, that’s all right, then.”<\/p>\n
“You think we got something accomplished last week?! It took us three hours to not kill that woman!”<\/p>\n
“I’m a happily married man!”
\n“She’s dead. And so are you.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not like a freaking clown car! You can’t keep just shoving people in and hoping there’s more room!”<\/p>\n
“Maybe that was her motive! She wanted to be a REAL teacher!”<\/p>\n
“Okay, he’s from the furthest in the future…”<\/p>\n
“I wasn’t even listening because I thought it was a stupid plan before you’d started.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, so that was the first plan… make nine more.”
\n“Well, Plan 9 is already taken care of…”<\/p>\n
“Wait, somebody can generate fire. Is it you? Is it you? Is it me?”<\/p>\n
“Kacey…? Can I point something out?”
\n“Yeah?”
\n“This group.”
\n“I know! I’m trying to help!”<\/p>\n
“Anything written on today’s date… I have no idea what today’s date is. Time has lost all meaning.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no, he’s the professor. I’m…”
\n“Maryanne.”<\/p>\n
“I thought you were good at that!”
\n“No, he said he likes to riffle through women’s underwear.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know how long the German accent is going to last.”<\/p>\n
“Well, less penis and more balls.”
\n“That’s what she said!”<\/p>\n
“Per standard Pathfinder mechanics, the most obvious thing in the room is her, sitting in the bathtub.”<\/p>\n
“How long have you been able to talk to the living?”
\n“The whole time.”<\/p>\n
“Remember what I said about how I was going to miss you…?”<\/p>\n
“I would let you boil a bar of soap.”<\/p>\n
“So what’s going on in the bathroom? Is the toilet vomiting? Are the sheets bleeding?”<\/p>\n
“Because I was thinking maybe somebody was already in her. What was that word – giggity?”<\/p>\n
“There’s really no way I can talk about this power without sounding like I’m talking about sex, is there?”<\/p>\n
“His incompetent, foppish behavior was a clever ruse all along! His cover was built up over the course of 4 Pathfinder games!”<\/p>\n
“We did not play Star Wars. We played Tarp and Custard.”<\/p>\n
“What gift?”
\n“You left the knife. In my cat.”<\/p>\n
“If you’re Dwayne, how can you be better than Dwayne?”<\/p>\n
“Um, you lose 4 Corpus from the worst high five ever.”
\n“Next time, leave me hanging!”<\/p>\n
“Can you whittle just the dark side off?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’ll take Castigate… what is it?”<\/p>\n
“Ok, so, I have to come up with another Harrowing now. A third one.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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