“And then you roll your THACO uphill both ways…”
\n<\/p>\n
“You don’t see a lot of Dwarven data visualization experts…”<\/p>\n
“I haven’t run a game since the custard incident…”<\/p>\n
“How can you not follow a guy with DNA from Sgt Slaughter?”
\n“Because he’s called Sgt Slaughter, not Sgt Keep Your Team Alive!”<\/p>\n
“I was… actually inside her at the time…”
\n“But she’s not your wife either!”
\n“I think we were actually waiting for you to say that…”<\/p>\n
“Just like everything else, the pie is people.”<\/p>\n
“147 people died.”
\n“What color were they?”<\/p>\n
“It’s because he doesn’t have his character sheet. He turns into a raging asshole when he doesn’t have it.”<\/p>\n
“When did this turn into Back to the Future?”<\/p>\n
“Irish… Irish… what the heck is Archie, again?”
\n“Insane?”<\/p>\n
“You’ve been nationalized by death.”<\/p>\n
“Now see what you made him do?”
\n“He made himself do it!”<\/p>\n
“…smell of charred flesh.”
\n“I really wish that didn’t smell familiar.”
\n“Is that barbecue?”<\/p>\n
“Four little sausages lying on the floor.”
\n“Aggravated sausages.”<\/p>\n
“For once, your delusions and I are in concurrence.”<\/p>\n
“It’s another sleeping car, but this one is less… moist?”<\/p>\n
“I want to stay in this car.”
\n“You realize this is the worst car yet.”
\n“Silks… Doors that close…”<\/p>\n
“I just don’t understand what you said there… Less moist, more fun…”<\/p>\n
“No, this is adjusting my nipples. This is adjusting my raincoat. Nippes… Raincoat… Rain nipple…”<\/p>\n
“What is he, like, the Morton’s girl?”<\/p>\n
“When I’m trying to look really nice, my sleeves tie in the back…”<\/p>\n
“This is one of the least organized criminal enterprises I’ve ever been a part of.”
\n“This is a criminal enterprise?”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a code word. It’s a phrase. It’s five whole words. It’s a phrase.”
\n“And that’s why she’s in charge of the code phrase.”<\/p>\n
“John… you go past, and I’ll…”
\n“I go sit in the chair.”
\n“…I’ll go with her.”<\/p>\n
“The boysenberry is made of real boys.”<\/p>\n
“Speaking of boysenberry, I can see his boysenberry from here.”<\/p>\n
“Does he realize he’s escaped? From his robe, I mean, not from wherever gave it to him…”<\/p>\n
“I’ll put on my pants. I’ve never said that that reluctantly before…”<\/p>\n
“Train of the damned, and you can’t get a decent BLT.”<\/p>\n
“It’s 200,000 in negotiable United States currency; what harm is it going to do me?”<\/p>\n
“You don’t ask for 20,000 in negotiable US currency, do you?”
\n“Don’t be ridiculous. I ask for 200,000 in negotiable US currency.”<\/p>\n
“You’re not allowed to side with Jason. We made a pact.”
\n“A death pact.”<\/p>\n
“No, it’s OK for Bryan to be on his side. Because he just makes it worse.”<\/p>\n
“Also, we need $2000 in negotiable… in non-negotiable currency…”
\n“Non-negotiable?”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to hijack a train.”
\n“Just the caboose.”<\/p>\n
“The circus car was part sleeper and part freight… and all wet.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the biggest midget you’ve ever seen! He’s seven feet tall!”<\/p>\n
“You come from a long line of explosion enthusiasts.”
\n“You would think it wouldn’t be a long line…”<\/p>\n
“Old things are worth more. Trust me, I’m worth trillions now.”<\/p>\n
“Mr. Phillips, sir?”
\n“Yes?”
\n“Well, glory be.”<\/p>\n
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