“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
\n“He’s the one that invited us into his house, and he’s the one that made his carpet smell like bacon…”<\/p>\n
“I understand it’s a large burrito and you might need a fork.\u00a0 But won’t El Chico give you a fork?”<\/p>\n
“‘This is the hottest snow I’ve ever felt!’ ‘Are you sure it’s not ash?’ ‘No…'”<\/p>\n
“What a copycat.\u00a0 I bet he names his city… whatever we named our city…”<\/p>\n
“A small portion is in stone.”
\n“So is ours… it’s kind of the run-down rubble-y bit, but it is stone…”<\/p>\n
“Send the owlbear, it’ll teach them manners.”<\/p>\n
“I thought it was Bring Your Own Unicorn!”
\n“We could have brought one!”
\n“… It’s a little stinky by now.”<\/p>\n
“Dude, I am SO HIGH on Unicorn right now, man…\u00a0 You don’t even understand.”<\/p>\n
“Have you got an excess of things not nailed down?\u00a0 Because I have a whole group of people that will take anything not nailed down…”<\/p>\n
“Do you own anything, nailed down or otherwise?”<\/p>\n
“It has a Fly of 11 and a Stealth of 5.\u00a0 It’s a stealth bomber!”
\n“I’ll send in my fox!”<\/p>\n
“Hey, Bryan?\u00a0 Is it too early to have a Missile Crisis?”<\/p>\n
“You go back, and there won’t be anything left… except a bunch of nails…”<\/p>\n
“These negotiations went from being nice to really bad really fast.\u00a0 I mean, I was pushing for a bit extra, but…”<\/p>\n
“Also, you could go gay for us.\u00a0 You could marry this guy…”
\n“HIS DAUGHTER!”<\/p>\n
“Wow.\u00a0 French braided armpit hair.”<\/p>\n
“This is unfair.\u00a0 You’ve turned us to where we’ll do anything he says because of his moustache.”<\/p>\n
“We haven’t gone completely off task yet…”
\n“How do you figure that?”
\n“Because at least every 9 minutes, we mention something game-ish.”<\/p>\n
“Trading at the trading post?\u00a0 Sounds dangerous.”<\/p>\n
“Is Speerspetze actually German for oppressed peasants and six assholes?”<\/p>\n
“You know the penalty for a king abstaining?\u00a0 The sawmill!”<\/p>\n
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