“I don’t usually fondle nipples that came from Steve Jobs.”
\n<\/p>\n
“A crocheted banana hammock is not underwear.”<\/p>\n
“Season 1, episode 12 of ‘Idiots on a Train.'”<\/p>\n
“Given that I gave up writing the plot months ago, the plot is wherever you guys take it.”<\/p>\n
“Did you start playing in the 80s? When everything was a module? ‘We can’t play D&D this week; there are no new modules…'”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we’re gonna be Tempest fugitives.”<\/p>\n
“No, unfortunately, I fly away from the wheelchair and the wheelchair comes towards me.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s sweep the train and shoot anyone that looks like him.”<\/p>\n
“You pronounced it wrong. It’s drunk. Drunk.”<\/p>\n
“You were so happy to share them last time.”
\n“Yeah, because I wanted you to turn yourself into something horrible… er.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t shake the baby!”
\n“I think it’s a bit past that now…”<\/p>\n
“The only way to get light is apparently to set babies on fire, so I’m taking the bag and I’m leaving the car.”<\/p>\n
“Try not to light nay babies on fire in future cars.”<\/p>\n
“So, um… is there any way to help dog-sniffer boy search the car?”<\/p>\n
“Rarely is killing everyone in the car so futile as it is in this car.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, don’t mix up your horrible death cars, because they’re all different horrible death cars…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to try to be as inconspicuous as possible while sniffing around…”<\/p>\n
“Does anybody that’s not here have Phantasm?”
\n“Yes. Hawver.”<\/p>\n
“There’s this thing called indoctrination…”<\/p>\n
“I heard ‘syphilis.'”
\n“I’m going to go with you all heard what you wanted to hear…”<\/p>\n
“She and I are looking at crotches, as you do.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not really a dodging kind of guy. Because I’m in a wheelchair…”<\/p>\n
“One well-aimed shot… so I can potentially botch and turn his head into a canoe…”<\/p>\n
“I’m just going to sit here like some sort of horrible battle platform…”<\/p>\n
“He’s the greatest bullet sponge of all time.”<\/p>\n
“Oh-ma-whore. Isn’t that the capitol of Nebraska?”<\/p>\n
“Sorry.”
\n“No, you’re not.”
\n“You don’t sound very sorry.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just used to things going well…”
\n“Doesn’t happen.”
\n“I know. It’s just funnier this way…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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