“Ah yes, I was looking up how to hand-wave harrowings.”
\n“Well, you put your hand to the left and…”
\n<\/p>\n
“Help me, Player One. You’re my only hope.”<\/p>\n
“You’re not supposed to use the rules to play the game.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just ask him if he’s seeing a therapist?”
\n“No, I asked if he had a Claritin or something…”<\/p>\n
“Okay, well, this one is the least expired…”<\/p>\n
“Holy sword of ‘this can’t possibly be a bad idea’…”<\/p>\n
“It’s slowly seeping into my thick head that when I’m in an emergency, the last person I should listen to is myself.”<\/p>\n
“Have you seen Waterworld?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“It’s like that, but in the desert.”
\n“And with cars.”<\/p>\n
“God, I feel like I said I eat babies or something, the way you guys are reacting.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just go ‘Lego Movie’?”<\/p>\n
“There was Golconda and Gehenna.”
\n“And he was thinking of torpor.”<\/p>\n
“‘Obviously, we haven’t seen this guy in a millennia; he must have transcended.’ But he could be in Hoboken.”<\/p>\n
“I want to know how it is that even though we’re playing ghosts, I still ended up playing the healer…”<\/p>\n
“My target number is 1!”
\n“But 1 is a botch…”<\/p>\n
“There are two kinds of people who can make food. One is holy men, the other is the other side…”
\n“Farmers?”<\/p>\n
“Rappaportopia was not a country!”
\n“Yes it was. It started three inches below Canada.”<\/p>\n
“If we had a likeable villain, we would follow him.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t see it.”
\n“I know.”<\/p>\n
“Ergo, we’re walking.”
\n“Somebody push the chair.”<\/p>\n
“When the cat’s showing you one eye, that’s the other end of the cat…”<\/p>\n
“The cat is made of people. The logic is inescapable. Much like the street we’re on…”<\/p>\n
“Unless you have a hate coat, it’s not going to do you any good.”<\/p>\n
“You’re just bat-shit crazy. You don’t need to explain this again…”<\/p>\n
“You’re saying, ‘it’s a square, not a normal rectangle, you idiots.'”<\/p>\n
“Just to give us an idea which way this is going…”
\n“The ancient art of slapstick?”<\/p>\n
“You part your name on the side?”<\/p>\n
“Uhhhhh…! I’d like to take a minute to talk to you about zoning laws…!”<\/p>\n
“So, I prefer to think of this as he has one really vicious-looking straw…”<\/p>\n
“‘They must be after the box!’ Because I’m not actually taking the blame for this…”<\/p>\n
“I told you this was an ambush!”<\/p>\n
“No, it was Ronald last round; this round it’s Roland.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t be a dick.”
\n“Can’t, don’t have the equipment.”
\n“You don’t have to have a dick to be one.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, right, right, now I’m supposed to keep track of what YOUR name really is…”<\/p>\n
“Point of fact, Archie is actually following one.”
\n“God damn it, Bryan… every time!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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