“I’d suggest we circle the wagons, but all we have is your chair…”
\n<\/p>\n
“I don’t typically open up a book to look at someone’s taint.”<\/p>\n
“No, it doesn’t say that women don’t have penises in this game…”<\/p>\n
“Is this about your penis and a 64 bit encryption code?”<\/p>\n
“I’m one of my eight favorite people.”<\/p>\n
“So we need armor-piercing salt.”<\/p>\n
“I’m trying to figure out how he just tipped over a 1000 pound slug.”
\n“Leverage, sir.”<\/p>\n
“I mean, the worst thing that can happen is that I save him from himself by sending him into a Harrowing.”<\/p>\n
“This is extra bonus speed-read.”<\/p>\n
“This is the first combat for which I’ve actually been present.”
\n“Mentally or physically?”
\n“Ah… yes.”<\/p>\n
“Here I thought that rolling around in the darkness was helping, but you’re just making it worse…”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna stick my sword in the hole and spin it around.”
\n“Phrasing…”
\n“Very particular phrasing.”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to Argos to the ‘circulation desk’. The circulation desk being ‘not here’.”<\/p>\n
“The world would probably be better if we had never died, because all we’ve done is deliver the magical box to the wrong people…”<\/p>\n
“If it comes to making things bleed in the Skinlands, I’m your guy.”<\/p>\n
“Can you take us to the circulation desk?”
\n“And by circulation desk, you mean…?”
\n“The hospital.”<\/p>\n
“Just making sure that everyone but Mary Ruth and I are on the same page…”<\/p>\n
“Y’all need a terrible symbol to spin around every time you travel.”<\/p>\n
“I was just trying to pacify Mary Ruth so she didn’t Dewey decimate us…”<\/p>\n
“It’s been years since I cared about what the GM wants.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t look at me! I have all the OTHER powers!”<\/p>\n
“I need a crap-ton.”
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