{"id":732,"date":"2015-07-01T23:08:44","date_gmt":"2015-07-02T04:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=732"},"modified":"2015-07-01T23:08:44","modified_gmt":"2015-07-02T04:08:44","slug":"wraith-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2015\/07\/01\/wraith-71\/","title":{"rendered":"Wraith, 7\/1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I thought you LIKED Jason.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I do.  This is my way of punking him after my death.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But you still think they&#8217;re bringing pudding for dinner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Surely a gate to another dimension would be best served by just sending it into Oblivion&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You thought you were talking to him, but there was no one there.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s what he tells me about you guys!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Professor Linden&#8217;s former widow&#8230; No.  Professor Linden&#8217;s widow.  No former anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So you think Floyd is behind this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna need some dice, because I might actually be onto something for the first time in four games.  Not four sessions &#8211; four games.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yours was a botch also.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re right.  He was a Canadian painter, much like Cezanne.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s obvious they&#8217;re going to tie the box to her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Something unusual happened when he died.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The knife.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Plus he was making out with someone that wasn&#8217;t his wife.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I fight florentine: pistol and squishy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do we actually need him awake right now?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That was very Shamus of you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, it had to come from somewhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Problem?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, it&#8217;s always a problem when one of Archie&#8217;s delusions comes to life&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said something right!  Yes!  Put that on the calendar!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like, we know the universe is ending.  Are we going to let it?  We don&#8217;t know yet.  But are we going to have a conversation about whether you&#8217;re more batshit crazy than him right now?  YES.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but I figure by now we know the fixed stare of Archie on a mission that is no longer ours&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In which case, belt.  Which is what we do when the squishy needs to not be doing what they&#8217;re doing anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;John vanishes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;He Transcended!  I knew that was it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The rest of you hear this weird, disjointed scream from something you can&#8217;t see &#8211; it&#8217;s not you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to Obliviate something so bad, I can&#8217;t hardly stand it&#8230; but it seems like a bad idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, this whole thing seems like a perfectly logical progression from what came before, and yet&#8230; it&#8217;s still a complete cluster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re the fluffy bunny of evilness.  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