“One data point is not a pattern.”
\n“Oh, I’m a pattern, baby.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Would it then fall from the second floor to the first floor? Because if it doesn’t fall all the way down, it’s not worth it.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not talking about money. I’m talking about $250 thousand in non-negotiable US currency.”<\/p>\n
You know you did things right when one of the two players who missed the last session facepalms…<\/em><\/p>\n “I have a feeling that this is going to go the way of my Mage game, where I just kind of went, ‘whatever, you’re mages.'” “‘Cause remember… it’s weird in there.”<\/p>\n “Just remember, it’s Ron.” “I’m worried that you and I are going to be forced to be the voice of reason. That’s not a good look for us.”<\/p>\n “Now we have to nuke their homeworld.” Things not tweetable: the look on the GM’s face when told that he has to try to dodge or soak 11 successes on a hit…<\/em><\/p>\n “That’s what we refer to as ‘not good’.”<\/p>\n “Four and two have become a singular – ” “Your sisters are being decimated. More than decimated… Decimated is 1\/10; this is more like 9\/10.” “‘Three point seven?’ ‘Four.’ ‘Three point nine three?’ ‘Four.'”<\/p>\n “C’mon, we’re getting near the end. Tonight we roll for blood!”<\/p>\n “At least bats aren’t one of the things I have a phobia to…”<\/p>\n “I rolled to see how many surfaces it penetrated. It made it through her, it made it through the doctor, it made it through the wall, but it didn’t make it across the hallway.”<\/p>\n “I’m not afraid of bats, but I am afraid of doctors. And the room has filled up with doctors.”<\/p>\n “I speak Russian. Is that useful here?”<\/p>\n “Here’s the thing. If you can’t find anyone else to go with you, I will go with you. If can find anyone else to go with you, yeah…”<\/p>\n “So what happens? There are… Well, there are no combatants left except each other…”<\/p>\n “That’s Professor Feely McSideboob and your granddaughter are trapped in there…”<\/p>\n “Is anybody else scared that I’m so coherent right now? Because I am.”<\/p>\n “…I think that was the most tactical we’ve been.”<\/p>\n “You did end up in hell with the rest of us murderers and thieves, so you must have been really interesting when you were alive…”<\/p>\n “I think you mean ‘congress’.” “One data point is not a pattern.” “Oh, I’m a pattern, baby.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wraith-the-oblivion","tag-midnight-heist","wpcat-18-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":741,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“Uh… that happened a year ago.”<\/p>\n
\n“Does that mean it was Weasley of him to shoot you…?”<\/p>\n
\n“It’s the same homeworld.”
\n“I’m dead. Do you think I care?”<\/p>\n
\n“Super-two!”<\/p>\n
\n“They’re being anti-decimated?”<\/p>\n
\n“Archie doesn’t know the difference.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"