“If I add them all together, I might get 8…”
\n<\/p>\n
“It spits you out in Des Moines, Idaho.”
\n“Idaho?”<\/p>\n
“You lost one, though.”
\n“Yeah, but in a frontal assault…”<\/p>\n
“I have four dice for firearms.”
\n“It’s not the dice we’re worried about.”
\n“I know!”<\/p>\n
“WHAT did you call him?”
\n“Big fudge.”
\n“I thought you said ‘dick fudge.'”<\/p>\n
“So we find out whether I say, ‘I was trying to save your ultimate granddaughter,’ or whether I say, ‘I was trying to kill that bitch…'”<\/p>\n
“I’m paying attention for once, and it’s gonna get me killed.”<\/p>\n
“I can take a considerable amount of punishment from one of them… once…”<\/p>\n
“Archie, I’m not going to let anything happen to you… in exchange for $200k in US currency…”<\/p>\n
“Can wraiths fart?”<\/p>\n
“It smells like moldy butthole.”<\/p>\n
“My werewolf ghost friend of mine says that Bigfoot doesn’t exist.”
\n“My imaginary doctor friend says your werewolf friend doesn’t exist.”<\/p>\n
“Since John left, I’m from the farthest in the future.”<\/p>\n
“What were we talking about?”
\n“Uh, candy, peanut butter, and indie vs. D&D game systems.”
\n“I missed a lot of side conversations…”<\/p>\n
“Doc, you should know my hallucinations are crazier than I am.”
\n“And smarter than you.”
\n“And smarter than me.”<\/p>\n
“That’s the problem with Castigate. If you use it too much, you permanently become Southern.”<\/p>\n
“It’s like the moldy butthole started leaking week-old corpses.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not crying. My eyes are watering.”
\n“I am.”<\/p>\n
“I want you and Darryl to know that I bear neither of you any ill will for what you’re about to do to me.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, it was, ‘blam, initiative, oops.'”<\/p>\n
“Isn’t he one of the two people who can help us stop this?”
\n“To be fair, he’s also one of the two people who have shot someone in the back.”<\/p>\n
“There was a certain amount of not explaining what the fuck you were doing first.”
\n“You guys never listen to me anyway…”<\/p>\n
“Wait, you’re a Ursurer too? You’ve been letting me do all the healing all this time…?!”
\n“You were doing such a good job.”<\/p>\n
“Yes. We are here to remember giant Thomas Jefferson.”<\/p>\n
“There are and boats as well as o(a)r boats.”<\/p>\n
“They have the weirdest discussions over there. ‘So that boat over there belongs to that guy that’s gonna die.’ ‘So about record players…'”<\/p>\n
“You’re the one my therapist finds most interesting.”<\/p>\n
“So not only did she join, she got a promotion?”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to have to explain, and you might have to use small words.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, the Acropolis has a cafeteria and it’s serving tapioca.”
\n“And I’m probably the only one that can see it.”<\/p>\n
“She had a gun.”
\n“She had a FAN.”<\/p>\n
“You do come from a long line of explosion enthusiasts…”<\/p>\n
“You people have ruined it.”
\n“That’s what we do. We ruin EVERYTHING.”<\/p>\n
“Welcome to Wraith. It’s not the happy fun game; it’s the ‘how badly did we fuck up?’ game”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna be Shamus’s puppy. Probably in a very real sense.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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