“Team handball is like upside down soccer.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Do any of you play X-Wing?”
\n“No, but I played its predecessor, W-Wing.”<\/p>\n
“Two hundred thousand in negotiable galactic currency?”<\/p>\n
“He was asking me about everybody’s hoo-ha too, but I didn’t know.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not like my dice are ever trustworthy, but I don’t trust digital dice even more.”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to have to make a short pit stop. We’re running out of… carborator.”<\/p>\n
“We’re gonna need more shadows on this ship!”<\/p>\n
“You should have topped up the darker fluid.”
\n“I did! The Wookiee drinks it all up!”<\/p>\n
“I have plenty of lighter fluid, but not enough darker fluid.”<\/p>\n
“You know what bothers me about Sa Nallior – the name of the ship?”
\n“The fact that nobody can say it the same way twice?”<\/p>\n
“So you want to negotiate for a higher reward for a mythical ship that doesn’t exist?”<\/p>\n
“Can we have a little more money for everyone but him?”<\/p>\n
“I want you to know, Darryl, that this is not me. I’m being serious!”<\/p>\n
“There’s no such thing as darkest fluid.”
\n“Darkest fluid is too powerful. It would overload the ship’s sensors.”<\/p>\n
“As a diplomat, I’m starting to understand why his assignment is OUR ship.”<\/p>\n
“So as long as we find nothing, we still get paid. I just want to confirm that.”<\/p>\n
“Now we have to go buy mines?”
\n“Who says we have to buy them?”<\/p>\n
“Consider it the super truck stop in space.”
\n“Great. I’m going to buy some Turtle Wax and a hat.”<\/p>\n
“Rodian, would you be able to describe that Rodian that ran away? The first one.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, you avoid the Wookiee in the loo.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I figured this was like Starbucks. There’s one one on every corner, and this is the Wheel.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to have to interrogate everyone in the bar…”<\/p>\n
“He does know there are two of us, right?”
\n“I know there are two of you. I don’t know which one is which, but I know there are two of you.”<\/p>\n
“You have the instructions and codes for bypassing Imperial inspections on Raxis Prime. Thank you, BitTorrent.”<\/p>\n
“I was really hoping you weren’t being sarcastic. Really, really hoping.”<\/p>\n
“All I know is, when I open my bar on the Wheel, I’m going to call it the Screaming Wookiee.”<\/p>\n
“Did you want to leave a grenade in the terminal, just to cover your tracks?”
\n“NO!”<\/p>\n
“Would you like to take one of the tough people?”
\n“Shit, I’m a squishie. Yeah.”<\/p>\n
“I had an Aliens moment in my head.”
\n“No, it’s more of a nesting doll situation…”<\/p>\n
“Far be it from me to disobey orders from an official machine. Does this official machine have any useful parts…?”<\/p>\n
“Parts?”
\n“I think Bryan’s latching onto the wrong detail…”<\/p>\n
“Ramming speed!”<\/p>\n
“This is like Shopping Cart Wars.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I thought you were going to try to bodyslam him.”
\n“No, I don’t do that anymore.”<\/p>\n
“It’s got Hal’s parts on them.”
\n“Yes, but I want them more.”<\/p>\n
“He’s not bad; he’s just a kleptomaniac.”<\/p>\n
“What I hear is that he’s a space Tinker Gnome.”<\/p>\n
“This stupid pile of crap will be mine.”
\n“That is not a selling point for me.”<\/p>\n
“You know what? It’s now the Sa Nalor, because fuck this bullshit.”<\/p>\n
“Is it safe for us to jump to hyperspace if the system is shutting down?”
\n“No. That is what we in the Imperial Navy call a LIE.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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