“What’s the mule named?”
\n“One.”<\/p>\n
“Freaks… oddities…”
\n“I do my best not to look at [the oracle].”<\/p>\n
“Lydia, in particular, tends to scare people away.”
\n“Lydia?”
\n“He looks over at a seven-foot tall bearded woman milling around.”
\n“She’s GORGEOUS!”<\/p>\n
“But where are my manners?”
\n“Backpack.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, god, Bryan, you’re bribing him with carnies.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got two options, and the other one is to admit it was me and surrender.”<\/p>\n
“Crocodiles aren’t known for living in trees…”<\/p>\n
“Bravo.\u00a0 You just pimp-slapped a manticore.”<\/p>\n
“Okay… just don’t hurt me.\u00a0 You’re tiny, violent people… I don’t want to be on your bad side…”<\/p>\n
“He’s also a bumpkin.\u00a0 I don’t believe he understands the concept of seven feet tall if it was jumping up and down on his nuts.”<\/p>\n
“Because I happen to have a pocketful of knives, and I’m at crotch level?”<\/p>\n
“It’s all right.\u00a0 We still count as sir, even at this height.”<\/p>\n
“Now, you’ve got a healer’s kit and I’ve got a healing potion.\u00a0 I’ve been looking for this guy for 4 hours, and I’ve got sixteen more scalpels in my bag.”<\/p>\n
“It was a reverse mugging.\u00a0 I stabbed him and gave him money.”<\/p>\n
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