“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.”
\n“Isn’t that the police blotter?”
\n<\/p>\n
“What? My mouth is full!”
\n“Because you keep putting food into it!”<\/p>\n
“I would like to point out that discretion is the better part of valor, and we were very discreet about getting out of there, so we were in fact very valorous.”<\/p>\n
“You might destroy something important if you do that.”
\n“What, like hairy octopi?”<\/p>\n
“Can we buy it on Etsy? Is it an Etsy boat?”<\/p>\n
“Rodian, can you fix this?”
\n“No. I shoot things.”
\n“No, other Rodian. Rodian that fixes things.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, so we need to walk around the lake to get metal to walk back around to fix the boat that we need to cross the lake?”<\/p>\n
“Can you shove his ass into the hole to fix it?”
\n“My ass is not watertight.”<\/p>\n
“We figured it out. There are furry octopuses in the trees and scaly monkeys in the water.”<\/p>\n
“Star Wars redneck: repulsor cart over the lake!”<\/p>\n
“You know what that reminds me of? A traditional Rodian rowing song.”<\/p>\n
“Aren’t you rowing?”
\n“NO! I’m bailing!”<\/p>\n
“Okay, the last thing we tried to salvage from the jungle nearly drowned him. So let’s leave the scary living thing to itself.”<\/p>\n
“Is there anyone in this party that knows what a noun is?”<\/p>\n
“Where are we? What are we doing? What are dice?”<\/p>\n
“Hold on. Let me pretend I’m John. ‘What’s a critical?'”<\/p>\n
“The face is not a limb!”<\/p>\n
“…Brush you off, pull your weapon for you and put it in your hand…”<\/p>\n
“Why did you bring the bait over here?!”<\/p>\n
“What’s this ‘afford’? Is that like ‘steal’?”<\/p>\n
“Panic. Panic is a good maneuver. It makes you hard to predict.”<\/p>\n
“We need a city planner! So we can have streets and our street gang.”<\/p>\n
“And we can build a civiliation…”
\n“…So we can be its dark underbelly.”<\/p>\n
“So he’s gonna gum and suck the skin off of it.”<\/p>\n
“I’ll tell you what: I’m gonna leave you with your dead pussy and we can move on.”<\/p>\n
“Doctor, I have good news. You are no longer the worst smelling thing here.”<\/p>\n
“You, cargo bay 4.”
\n“Is that the one…”
\n“Yes, that’s the one with no air. It can’t stink in a vacuum.”<\/p>\n
“Except there’s a post-it note that says, ‘Think before you space them.'”<\/p>\n
“You are not allowed to be a Lando fan both in and out of game.”
\n“He’s not famous yet!”
\n“He’s my third favorite Sabacc player!”<\/p>\n
“Actually, I’m aware of the state of the ship. The hull may already be electrified.”<\/p>\n
“That’s not a rug, sir, that’s a massacre!”<\/p>\n
“They’re called ‘landing skids’, but that doesn’t mean you have to…”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to gather intel on the things you don’t know.”
\n“There are a lot of things I don’t know. Have you seen my character sheet?”<\/p>\n
“Side note: I believe they’re vulnerable to head shots.”
\n“The encampments?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“I made myself available for…”
\n“Bar mitzvahs?”
\n“No. Civilized encounters.”<\/p>\n
“We have a list?”
\n“Yes. I am a very organized pessimist.”<\/p>\n
“Also, they didn’t leave the wi-fi password behind.”<\/p>\n
“‘Throwing spade’ doesn’t sound as good.”<\/p>\n
“The shafts are just fine. They still go up and down.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, he throws her down and covers her, or he pulls her down and uses her as cover? Because the way it’s written…”<\/p>\n
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