“We’re going to have a ballistic Rodian?”
\n“No, I’d say it’s more an ablative Rodian.”
\n<\/p>\n
“As far as I know, you’re the only one at this table with actual business to attend to.”
\n“Hey, these chicken wings aren’t gonna eat themselves.”<\/p>\n
“I was told to be ready to move in six days. That was three weeks ago.”
\n“Well, they didn’t say six days sequentially…”<\/p>\n
“That’s it. Everybody’s getting a perforation.”<\/p>\n
“This is what I was built to do! They thought I was crazy when I showed up with a riot shield.”<\/p>\n
“You said I would be safe behind you!”
\n“No, I just said stand behind me!”<\/p>\n
“I mean, I could give it to Hawver and see what calligraphic fish look like.”<\/p>\n
“It’s Star Trek, so you can replicate all the tarps and custard you want.”<\/p>\n
“I am not a woods-wise Wookiee!”
\n“How did that happen?”<\/p>\n
“I can discourage you. Would that help?”<\/p>\n
“I can discourage the door! ‘You are an ineffective door!'”<\/p>\n
“Just so you know, if anyone lights a fire, I’m going to pump all the air out of that section of the ship.”<\/p>\n
“Could we put him in storage closet 4 instead of cargo bay 4?”<\/p>\n
“I understand; I just think he’s tainting too big a section of the ship…”<\/p>\n
“I like that he refers to Rodians the same way I do.”<\/p>\n
“…Considering it’s a short-range ability.”
\n“Well, the microphone is about three inches from your mouth.”<\/p>\n
“We had two Rodians on our ship once. Then we called the exterminator.”<\/p>\n
“That’s not actually a gun, but I like what you’ve done with it anyway.”<\/p>\n
“We are so superior to you, we use our scanners as weapons against you TO SAVE ON AMMUNITION!”<\/p>\n
“All the lights dim.”
\n“It wasn’t me!”<\/p>\n
“You just kinda strap on Rodians until it solves the problem.”<\/p>\n
“And thank you for reading that description, because I had completely forgotten the word ‘ventral’. It no longer existed in the English language for me.”<\/p>\n
“Ooo! Demand their surrender! It might just work.”
\n“Please, stop. Before you damage yourself and your ship further.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I move the shields.”
\n“Yes. Move the Rodians.”<\/p>\n
“But can you imagine the argument that’s going on over their comms right now?”<\/p>\n
“This is Texas. I only know one ‘howda’.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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