“That’s what the back of the fortune says: carrying ham juice won’t carry out well.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I thought of an idea and it made me snicker, so I had to change it. Because the last time someone played something that made them snicker, THEY RUINED THE GAME.”
\n*stage whisper* “I think he’s talking about us, Bryan…”<\/p>\n
“You know why it’s 12.5%, right?”
\n“Yeah. It’s 1\/8 of the group.”
\n“I had to go to the teacher for help on that one…”<\/p>\n
“Nobody leads Rodians. They’re like cats.”
\n“I would blink at you, but I don’t have eyelids.”
\n“You ask them to do something, hope they comply, and try not to get annoyed when they sit down and lick their own asshole.”<\/p>\n
“I have never sat on the back of Kacey’s couch and licked myself at him.”
\n“You notice he said ‘at him’.”
\n“Yeah, I did have to qualify that…”<\/p>\n
“Does it look digitally added?”<\/p>\n
“Are we in the digitally enhanced part of the game?”<\/p>\n
“There was an implied rescue.”
\n“I don’t get paid on implications!”<\/p>\n
“But now that we have a Rodian that can blast open a door instead of a Rodian that can blast open a razor cat, I’d like to go back into that ship.”<\/p>\n
“I have greater faith in your ship than you do.”
\n“That’s because I’ve been flying it longer.”<\/p>\n
“That’s weird right there – octopi fishing from trees. Can we leave this planet now?”
\n“HAIRY octopi fishing from trees.”<\/p>\n
“There’s a trust exercise in here somewhere.”<\/p>\n
“And the Wookiee is the one that’s squeamish. Fantastic.”
\n“City. Wookiee.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just trusting you to be generally good people.”
\n“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!”<\/p>\n
“Because most people want to kill us, whether we leave or not.”<\/p>\n
“I brought a Jawa.”
\n“I brought Mr. Breaks Everything He Plays With.”<\/p>\n
“Were they ferocious?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Were they dangerous?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Did they have an off button?”<\/p>\n
“Whoa, wha – Kace, don’t try to argue her into not trusting us!”<\/p>\n
“This planet has food and water.”
\n“Okay, so we take the whole planet back!”
\n“…Shut. Up.”<\/p>\n
“Something about truncheoning the planet into submission.”<\/p>\n
“Captain Harsall emerges from his bunker wearing a blast vest and a bandolier of old grenades.”
\n“And no pants.”<\/p>\n
“Tie it up, take it’s weapons, and stow it somewhere safe.”
\n“And for god’s sake, put some pants on him!”<\/p>\n
“All of you – including the players – thought that was a bush, and then out of nowhere, it stood up and clotheslined someone. It was the Wookiee.”<\/p>\n
“I know there aren’t any Rodians in the innocents. For one, you used the words ‘Rodian’ and ‘innocent’…”<\/p>\n
“Who are you and what have you done with the real Kevin?”
\n“He’s sleeping it off under the stairs.”<\/p>\n
“You were very inspiring.”
\n“The probe droid can’t deduce that!”
\n“…You’re right. It can’t.”<\/p>\n
“And you shouldn’t have attacked these innocent people! Innocent-ish.”<\/p>\n
“One Bothan died for me to remember that name.”<\/p>\n
“The purples came up the way I wanted them to. I’m not sure how to react.”
\n“How did you do that?”<\/p>\n
“Grenades are timed devices. Do you actually do the math, or do you just spitball it?”
\n“I estimate…”<\/p>\n
“Wait. Wait. The Imperials are solving our problem of there being too many people to take, aren’t they?”
\n“That’s a good point.”<\/p>\n
“This is a game designed around heroic people, not idiots who are going to get themselves shot.”
\n“So you’re saying I have a lot of leeway…”<\/p>\n
“The rest of my actions in this game will be beguiling Kacey to not throw grenades at me…”<\/p>\n
“The captain is not a piece of cargo.”
\n“Right now, he’s a lump of meat that breathes a little because I continue to let it happen.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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