“It’s going to be wall-to-wall Alderaani in here…”
\n<\/p>\n
“Oh, I think we fucked around and got almost nothing done that second session.”
\n“Oh… yeah, that sounds like us.”<\/p>\n
“Is this piece of tape structural?”
\n“Assume everything is structural.”<\/p>\n
“I would just like to point out that the Luck has perfect camoflague on this planet. We just land, and we’re indistinguishable from the rest of the garbage…”<\/p>\n
“Hey! Heyheyhey, that’s structural grime!”<\/p>\n
“If anybody would like to buy anything legal on this planet, we can do that…”<\/p>\n
“No, his ability to just pull things out does not change because he can buy things better.”<\/p>\n
“A limb is worth 2000 credits, no matter what. By the way, do you need a lung?”<\/p>\n
“It’s kind of like a strobe – like one of those creepy Japanese films. Every time the door goes down, the Wookiee is a little bit closer…”<\/p>\n
“So we rendered him unable to damage… himself… and put him in the closet.”<\/p>\n
“Evidently pilots aren’t allowed to plan ahead.”<\/p>\n
“Where’s the nearest beer and hooker dispensary?”<\/p>\n
“That’s what it says – I ‘know somebody.’ So apparently there’s, like, a gerbil in there…”<\/p>\n
“Radioactive redneck arboreal octopi?”
\n“Are they teenage? I feel like there should be a ‘teenage’ in there by now.”<\/p>\n
“It kinda smells like banana bread, only without the banana.”
\n“So… bread?”<\/p>\n
“So do we want to debate how this guy is going to screw us over?”
\n“Not in front of him!”<\/p>\n
“Speaking of electricity…”
\n“Force lightning? Do I finally get force lightning?”
\n“…In a way…”<\/p>\n
“As we’re decidedly low on Rodians, can I use him as ablative shielding?”<\/p>\n
“Kevin, I don’t know why you continue to roll dice when you know it doesn’t work.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a perfect nil. No success, no failure. No advantage, no threat. No triumph, no despair.”<\/p>\n
“Uh… aren’t they a little tall for Jawas?”<\/p>\n
“So it’s a gently used probe droid with a space heater…”<\/p>\n
“Instead of all of these illegitimately conceived Jawas… ‘Oh, yes, I’m a pure-blooded Jawa…'”<\/p>\n
“We need one of those… three of those… one more of those… We need that whole shelf – not what’s on it. Just the shelf.”<\/p>\n
“We need an adorable Jawa sidekick.”
\n“Martini?”<\/p>\n
“Look at all those men flying to their death… I wish I could have ordered them to their deaths.”<\/p>\n
“They sell something that could remove grease from an engine.”
\n“Could it remove carbon scoring from the side of a skiff?”<\/p>\n
“You don’t have sludge canyonwise?”<\/p>\n
“You buy a little of that degreaser that everybody’s… uh… drinking.”
\n“Top shelf degreaser.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have anything better? I mean, look at these lines he welded. It’s like he didn’t even care.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just going to wear my friend… and his scrotum…”
\n“Speaking of which…”
\n“WAIT, WHAT?”<\/p>\n
“So, everybody gets a night’s sleep, whether it’s good or fitful.”
\n“What’s the encumbrance on that?”<\/p>\n
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