“Friend… cash cow…”
\n“I feel like we’re using the same words…”
\n<\/p>\n
“What happens when I tie?”
\n“Tie goes to the Americans.”<\/p>\n
“It’s okay, we’re done masturbating each other.”<\/p>\n
“The pants accord is still in effect, right?”<\/p>\n
“If I were drunk, you would mediate my words, wouldn’t you?”
\n“Sir, I mediate your words anyway.”<\/p>\n
“Shall we see if we can learn anything from the good dead doctor?”<\/p>\n
“Five thousand hooks, and no fish.”
\n“No, the problem is that we’re trying to bite all the hooks at once…”<\/p>\n
“It’s been twenty-four hours, sir. That’s an appropriate time to wait. Go throw some money around, sir.”<\/p>\n
“I could use my law skills to file a freedom of information request.”
\n“It’s the Twenties…”
\n“I could file a 1920s version of a freedom of information request. It’s called a bribe.”<\/p>\n
“She’s the only one I know of that refers to you by YOUR first name, sir.”
\n“That’s… a fair point.”
\n“For the first two years in your employ, I wasn’t even sure you had a first name.”<\/p>\n
“Of course, some of them are in Old English.”
\n“That’s not a problem.”
\n“Oh really?”
\n“You’re old and you speak English?”<\/p>\n
“Do you want to screw all this business and go into loan sharking?”<\/p>\n
“I believe we call it ‘skimming’ in the accounting biz.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, it has only been heavily implied that I’m embezzling.”
\n“There has been no proof.”
\n“Except for my character sheet.”<\/p>\n
“You know what you’re doing is technically illegal in the United States…”
\n“But that’s never stopped him before.”<\/p>\n
“While we’re waiting, is there anything odd about this guard?”
\n“The odd thing about him is that he’s missing a bullet hole in his head.”<\/p>\n
“He said something about removing a file?”
\n“No, that’s a complete miscommunication.”
\n“We just want to look at it in another building.”<\/p>\n
“‘Sanitized’ is such a strong word…”<\/p>\n
“I have psychology skill, but I don’t know that that’s the same as being a psychologist.”<\/p>\n
“Shoulda sent me in. I totally would have barber-shop-quarteted this thing.”<\/p>\n
“Stop pressing on my hat!”
\n“It says ‘Press’! It doesn’t say ‘Pull!'”<\/p>\n
“Well, he is a paper man.”
\n“Okay, so half of this is fabricated…”<\/p>\n
“This place is nice, but not too fancy.”
\n“Eh… I like places that are fancy, but not too nice.”<\/p>\n
“We’re burning down leads!”
\n“Are we? Or are we just creating more?”<\/p>\n
“We could whip it out and press it against the wall.”
\n“…The corkboard?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I will probably hand you the Pnecotic Manuscripts, and I’ll study Life as a God.”
\n“You would, sir.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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