“That’s totally going to be a 00, isn’t it. Yeah, it is.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Ah, the old ‘I rolled so bad, I slipped into a coma…'”<\/p>\n
“I mean, we’ve yet to run into a situation where one of us could throw ourselves upon a knife again…”<\/p>\n
“I had a looking at things business…”<\/p>\n
“I believe it’s written in my contract that I no longer have to look, sir.”<\/p>\n
“‘He has a house with a capital M.’ ‘A mouse?'”<\/p>\n
“I work very hard, sir!”
\n“Two days a month.”
\n“Absolutely.”<\/p>\n
“They didn’t have blue then.”
\n“It was back in the black and white days.”<\/p>\n
“Sir, don’t touch anything here.”
\n“No, I won’t be. I’m getting a sense of tetanus just looking…”<\/p>\n
“We’re not being rude, are we?”
\n“Not at all. I’m just letting you know what’s on the door.”
\n“Good. Because we would have been rude anyway.”<\/p>\n
“What was the gentleman at Emerson?”
\n“Emerson, sir.”
\n“Right.”<\/p>\n
“I have a birth date!”
\n“So do most of us…”<\/p>\n
“I believe the city street is older than you, but I don’t see how that’s pertinent.”<\/p>\n
“How tall is the young guy.”
\n“He’s a six-footer.”
\n“How big are his feet?”<\/p>\n
“As long as we’re talking human sacrifice, how much is ‘a lot’?”<\/p>\n
“Sir? I think this rum runner is a bad influence on your accountant.”<\/p>\n
“You could learn something from this man. His level of meticulous record-keeping…”
\n“Are almost up to my own.”<\/p>\n
“Are you sure you don’t want to try on the mask?”
\n“I’m sure.”
\n“I could persuade you. I’ve already rolled 06 twice tonight.”<\/p>\n
“Why are you so interested in me putting the mask on?”
\n“Why are you so interested in not putting the mask on?”<\/p>\n
“We may have to drag him out of here?”
\n“The shop owner or him?”<\/p>\n
“Sir, you’ve been doing it wrong the whole time?”<\/p>\n
“We’ve got a picture of somebody’s junk, too.”<\/p>\n
“Are we going to shoot the hobos? Is that what we’re recommending?”<\/p>\n
“Have they invented Canada yet, back in the 20s?”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got Library Use. I assume I know where to use that…”<\/p>\n
“Well, you know, you send enough dicks, it’s just courtesy to send the lube.”
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