“We haven’t tried fitting anyone in the trunk yet.”
\n“You haven’t.”
\n“Trust me, sir. They’ll fit.”
\n<\/p>\n
“And Google is pulling up lots of Arkham Massage.”
\n“I’ve seen enough hentai that I know how that ends.”<\/p>\n
“Where did you find those flowers?”
\n“The flower shop…?”
\n“That’s where I find flowers. I find they grow there year-round.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t show him your elephant. He’ll take it the wrong way.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not sure if it says ‘Eat at Joe’s Crab Shack’ or ‘Eat Joe at the Crab Shack’…”<\/p>\n
“Here is my camera; I can be identified by it anywhere. It has several incriminating pictures…”<\/p>\n
“Sir, I appreciate you inserting this silk lining into my pocket, but I have no idea what it has to do with the rare books section…”<\/p>\n
“Okay… I will dedicate myself…”
\n“To reading another horrible tome that you really shouldn’t be reading?”<\/p>\n
“I fear you’re going too deep, sir. You’re becoming native.”
\n“In the library?”
\n“In the cultist research, sir.”<\/p>\n
“But I have to inform you, sir, that when the time comes that you push me down a bottomless hole, I will be leaving your employ.”
\n“When the time comes that I need to push someone down a bottomless hole, it will be the rum-runner. Possibly the accountant.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just say, ‘who is on the awesome expedition?'”<\/p>\n
“Her name was Marian.”
\n“Miriam.”
\n“Whatever.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know what I’m going to do when the bag of pencils stops showing up.”
\n“Buy your own?”<\/p>\n
“Can we get some more Rainbow Snake in our life?”<\/p>\n
“Just to be clear, I’m going to roll the dice and then run away to somewhere safe…”<\/p>\n
“I’m not helping. I’m not helping at all.”<\/p>\n
“You say that like I’m looking for something to steal.”
\n“No, worse, you’re wandering around looking for something worth stealing.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, this shrub is poorly tended!”
\n“He needs a new landscaper.”<\/p>\n
“The whole house smells like sweat.”
\n“I really wish I was reading an old tome that’s going to destroy my sanity…”
\n“Yeah, I think I won this one.”<\/p>\n
“We’re from the inter-library loan system.”
\n“Your book is overdue!”
\n“That’s a penny a day!”<\/p>\n
“Do you have a gun?”
\n“No, he has a finger.”
\n“And I know how to use it!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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