“At least now you know there is a… slightly foxed… copy of The People of the Monolith.”
\n“Hey, it worked as a distraction.”
\n“Yes, multi-thousand-dollar books will do that.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Or, ‘time is a fickle bitch.'”<\/p>\n
“Oohh, I don’t know I’m in a horror movie yet.”
\n“You think you’re in an action-adventure movie.”<\/p>\n
“What do you see?”
\n“Um… creepy shit. Can we just take the book and leave?”<\/p>\n
“Is that the book?”
\n“I don’t know. Can we just grab all the books and leave?”<\/p>\n
“I would like to book it… with the books.<\/p>\n
“There’s an Alice-shaped hole…”<\/p>\n
“He rolled a six.”
\n“I rolled a six too, if you add the dice together. Instead of the 51 I actually got.”<\/p>\n
“That’s because you bought an eighteen foot Joker gun.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I’m going to run. And then probably die in a horrible, nasty walk-up apartment in Boston. With an evil book in my hands.”<\/p>\n
“I actually expected you to work together, not cover the rest of the party. With your viscera.”<\/p>\n
“And if you could see the water it was summoned from, you would run for a puddle of alcohol.”
\n“I’m going to run. There may, in fact, be a puddle of alcohol at the end.”<\/p>\n
“So you’re moving at 8… And you…”
\n“I have really pretty shoes on.”
\n“So was that a success or a failure?”<\/p>\n
“Not at all when he gets caught stealing money from me.”
\n“Yes. That, and other debts…”<\/p>\n
“Nope, not good with this thing that you just laid out a fish-man with…”<\/p>\n
“So I figured, why not signal the cops and shoot the fish-man?”<\/p>\n
“It’s killing a fish-frog. That’s not really murder.”<\/p>\n
“I will run towards her, I guess, signaling, ‘Danger, run the opposite direction!'”<\/p>\n
“It’s just as large as god intended, Matt. I don’t even know what we’re talking about…”<\/p>\n
“You brought a knife to a gun fight? I mean, you brought a Deep One to a gun fight, but…”<\/p>\n
“You’re yelling, ‘Run,’ at the woman only only sometimes listens to ME.”
\n“Rarely.”<\/p>\n
“What I’m hearing is, ‘Run,’ like, ‘Get here faster.'”<\/p>\n
“Seriously, I’m going to have to make a sanity check based on your actions.”
\n“‘Things seen: Alice in action…'”<\/p>\n
“Bang-bang-gurgle-fuck you’re dead.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not ditching her to go fight the old man with the knife. I’m just going to encourage leaving…”<\/p>\n
“Did we tell him where we were from?”
\n“I think you actually told him you were from the library in Australia, despite the lack of Australian accents…”<\/p>\n
“Can we do this nonchalantly?”
\n“When we get around the corner. Until then, we should hustle.”<\/p>\n
“So that would be a ‘no’ to the nonchalant walking…”<\/p>\n
“You’re taking pictures again, aren’t you?”
\n“No, I’m starting the car.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the only other spell he has: summon Dagon.”
\n“‘You’ll never guess who we met in Boston!'”<\/p>\n
“If you make a puddle in this car – so help me…”
\n“Okay, is that retroactive? If the puddle dries before you see it, does it count…?”<\/p>\n
“Okay, I’m so scared, I think I just peed tears.”<\/p>\n
“Herbert, can we get back in the car and take him to the hospital?”
\n“No! No names!”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to make two sets of notes. One is a very factual, newspaper style account; the other is notes for my pulp adventure novel…”<\/p>\n
“So if I’m not too drunk to think about it…”
\n“You’re too drunk to think about it.”<\/p>\n
“We couldn’t stop there; it was Dagon country.”<\/p>\n
“Well, in the future, I know not to empty my clip, because I have to save one bullet for myself…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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