“I don’t know where that word went, but let’s pretend that didn’t happen.”
\n“Left. The word went left.”
\n“And your mouth went right.”
\n<\/p>\n
“That guy’s a father. He has kids.”
\n“…Dagon?”<\/p>\n
“I have 99 problems, but intelligence ain’t one?”
\n“I have 99 problems, but bwhibibibibibibibib?”<\/p>\n
“Hildebrand, I do believe we are in danger.”
\n“How is that different than normal, sir?”<\/p>\n
“Can I ask where you were this last weekend, ma’am?”
\n“If I can ask if you’re single.”<\/p>\n
“Unfortunately, Lt. Poole has gone missing.”
\n“Well, why are you standing here babbling at me?”<\/p>\n
“According to my readings, they were Deep Ones. And their father is Dagon and their mother is Hydra.”
\n“Snakes. And mutant frogs.”<\/p>\n
“They know we’re on to them. I’m not sure who ‘they’ are…”<\/p>\n
“Looking into Carlisle expedition. STOP. Need reliable investigative team. FAIL.”<\/p>\n
“So he’s not paying us, is what I’m hearing.”<\/p>\n
“Let me provide you with the clearest of objectives: you work for me. You go where I go. Period.”<\/p>\n
“What we should do is steal all of his notes and leave.”
\n“Okay.”<\/p>\n
“Yes! I suggest we break things until we find something useful!”
\n“No. We’re not looking for rupees in pots here…”<\/p>\n
“You told me to distract.”
\n“I’ll be more specific next time…”<\/p>\n
“He’s not terribly good-looking either.”
\n“Well, how are they built? Because when it’s dark, it doesn’t matter.”
\n“…Are you looking for good breeder’s hips?”<\/p>\n
“What would you like me to roll?”
\n“A success.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not really that I’m abandoning a member of the party as it is that I’m recognizing that there’s nothing I can do.”<\/p>\n
“No, I’m just going to have to contact the mayor again.”
\n“I take it this has happened before…”<\/p>\n
“No, they just don’t want her to come back.”<\/p>\n
“Did you find, like, the handcuff site?”
\n“Handcuff dot org.”
\n“Who knew there was an entire site devoted to handcuffs.”<\/p>\n
“We need someone with bad die rolls who we can leave behind…”<\/p>\n
“You and me will break, she will enter.”<\/p>\n
“What are we doing during all of this? Amassing more bail?”<\/p>\n
“This is a voluntary conspiracy.”<\/p>\n
“About what time do you guys want to perpetrate this shenanigan?”<\/p>\n
“‘Plan’ is a ludicrous word for what they’re doing.”<\/p>\n
“You should have come along.”
\n“Apparently, but I thought it was a terrible plan.”
\n“It’s a stupid plan.”<\/p>\n
“All you’re going to hear is the flap-flap-flap of his shoes on the stone floor.”
\n“Nope, not even that.”<\/p>\n
“In the corner by the coatrack, you find a sock.”
\n“And now you’re free!”<\/p>\n
“That’s why in this game, I go into every encounter with an empty bladder. I find it helps.”<\/p>\n
“Several citations for public urination, but so far, a successful investigation.”<\/p>\n
“‘Exactly where was he publicly urinating?’ ‘That way, very quickly.'”<\/p>\n
“Okay, Pete. I’m taking those odds. There’s a one in fifty chance I’ll shoot you.”<\/p>\n
“Did you guys take a minute to get the IDs off those zombies to see if they’re any of the missing people?”<\/p>\n
“I can tell by the amount of urine on the floor that I definitely didn’t recognize them. If I did, there would be more.”<\/p>\n
“Tell my wife I love her!”
\n“Are you married?”
\n“No. I just wanted my last words to be extremely confusing.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, my perferred firearms stance is to flail wildly, shooting at random intervals.”<\/p>\n
“How many warrants can we rack up before we leave New York City?”
\n“This many.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, you’re very casually fleeing for your life from the walking dead.”<\/p>\n
“The cops aren’t dumb enough to be out in this weather.”
\n“Especially not in this neighborhood where they keep disappearing.”<\/p>\n
“Have you been into my brandy?”
\n“Yes, but that has nothing to do with the zombies?”<\/p>\n
“It wasn’t rented under my name, was it?”
\n(from a player) “Make a luck roll!”
\n“Hildebrand, we may need a new accountant. This one is defective.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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