{"id":796,"date":"2016-03-02T19:45:35","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T01:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=796"},"modified":"2016-03-02T19:45:35","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T01:45:35","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/03\/02\/call-of-cthulhu-217\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 2\/17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I asked the exact same question a few sessions ago, and I never got an answer!&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Copper?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, he&#8217;s an earl.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The avatar of Nyarlathotep is currently strolling down 34th street, showing it to Santa Claus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t see any sex scandals in there.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The Derbyshire monster must have been very different than what I thought&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no, they&#8217;re with me.  They are no longer a rabble.  They have become a retinue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How may we help you?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You could put in a runner.  I&#8217;d hate for the marble to become distressed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Some day, I&#8217;ll remember it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, you won&#8217;t.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not before this game ends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It seems Mr. Penhew was very apt to let himself be led by women.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Why is everyone looking at me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So hard to keep all of these bribes straight&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When did you develop this character flaw, sir?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Elucidate.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, Egyptians.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what this dying thing is.  We&#8217;ve run into Deep Ones, Dagon &#8211; well, you guys have run into Deep Ones, Dagon, cultists, zombies&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?&#8221; &#8220;I asked the exact same question&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-of-cthulhu-7th-edition","tag-masks-of-nyarlathotep","wpcat-26-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":797,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}