“I meant to say Olympic level, but college just kept coming out.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Although I feel like Miskatonic would be less likely to send me on sabbatical for…”
\n“Erratic behavior?”
\n“All those unusual experiments.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to donate my magic to the poor.”<\/p>\n
“Hang on, it’s right behind the drunk part.”<\/p>\n
“So that’s a nutmeg, which actually looks an awful lot like a wooden testacle…”<\/p>\n
“Everywhere I turn, there’s a dog.”
\n“And we just have one…”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna regret that one later.”
\n“You’re gonna regret that one now.”<\/p>\n
“I’m hearing all of these voices in my head.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe we can convince them she’s French.”<\/p>\n
“He talks so fast, but he’s not very persuasive. Maybe in the future, he could sell tiny toys of automobiles.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t pay you to think!”
\n“You don’t pay me at all, sir.”
\n“That’s right, so keep your thoughts inside your eyebrows. Inside, I said!”<\/p>\n
“Oh look, an 80s roll.”
\n“Well, cut the long hair and lose the spandex, and it’ll be better.”<\/p>\n
“That would be an awesome sitcom.”
\n“Teenage Mutant Shark Lawyers?”
\n“Yeah.”<\/p>\n
“‘What’s your phone number?’ ‘Nine purple Audi…'”<\/p>\n
“Don’t mess with me; I brandished a painting earlier.”<\/p>\n
“I am not a Scotsman. I am simply charged with keeping them safe from themselves.”<\/p>\n
“If we all get sucked into the painting, it is no longer a side quest.”<\/p>\n
“Why do I feel like I’m the one in charge at the moment, and that’s a bad thing?”
\n“Because you’ve forgotten all of the insanity and are coming in from the outside.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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