“He had several troubles with a shovel, as I recall.”
\n“He would have had fewer troubles with it if I could have swung harder.”
\n<\/p>\n
“It’s really cool that I can read my own mind!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I don’t have a skill ‘Rememberin’ shit’.”<\/p>\n
“We discovered a large number of things, such as power word Blah. I begin to explain to you what your previous character knew…”<\/p>\n
“Show us on the doll where Mr. Penhew touched you.”
\n“I don’t know how to point to the magic…”<\/p>\n
“What did you guys use as a gag?”
\n“A fine silk handkerchief.”
\n“Wasn’t he gagged before? We probably used that…”<\/p>\n
“Hildebrand, I think our friend in the bathtub may be about to escape. You may wish to arm yourself with the shovel.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to write ‘fighting: farm implement’ in there…”<\/p>\n
“That’s… not healthy.”
\n“The shovel? No, I believe it is not.”
\n“I meant the black blood…”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a very good picture.”
\n“Kind of blurred?”
\n“I think there’s a shovel in the frame…”<\/p>\n
“Well, most people don’t expect to be fighting the hordes of Cthulhu with a shovel.”<\/p>\n
“You’re just in time!”
\n“Are we all dead?”
\n“No, but we’re fighting a giant snake in a bathroom.”<\/p>\n
“So that’s what’s going on in the bathroom?”
\n“No, that’s what was going on an hour ago.”<\/p>\n
(after a summary of the evening events) “I’m not gonna spend time with you guys anymore.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, so there is now a cat that’s out of the bag, because there was a handgun fired in a hotel bathroom.”<\/p>\n
“Considering this was Primrose’s suite, it was fairly well appointed.”
\n“Yes, but with a giant snake and a man with a shovel, it got a whole lot smaller.”<\/p>\n
“But with my dice rolls, I think it’s safer if I only fire once a round.”<\/p>\n
“There is a giant snake-man in the bathtub.”
\n“And he has my bra on his head.”<\/p>\n
(discussing Cthulhu mythos gain on sanity loss)
\n“I feel like that’s not a good loyalty bonus.”<\/p>\n
“That’s true. That whole no sword canes against snake-men is just such a sticking point in the Geneva Convention.”<\/p>\n
“You could have written it in stone. ‘You assholes, I hate you forever.'”<\/p>\n
“Look, everyone knows that ancient serpents are afraid of human urine. He should have just peed on them and he would have been fine.”<\/p>\n
“We have a very complex eyebrow language.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think either of us is quite sure which of us is in charge.”<\/p>\n
“Hildebrand, do you want the spear?”
\n“Yes, sir. It’s reminiscent of a coal shovel I once used.”<\/p>\n
“Did anyone get hurt throughout this, other than emotionally?”<\/p>\n
“We went in with a plan and we were successful. And we didn’t have to make any rolls that we didn’t choose to make ourselves.”<\/p>\n
“The real question is, what do you want?”
\n“…I want to move to Kansas…”<\/p>\n
“Just make your way down to Shameful Ancestry Way…”<\/p>\n
“Look, details aren’t important when it comes to crazy fish-men.”<\/p>\n
“Look, certain rituals require things that you may not be proud of.”<\/p>\n
“If things come to bullets, they’ve already gone astray.”
\n“So, like, yesterday. I think we’ve gone past astray…”<\/p>\n
“I think you’re not going to be happy about what happens when you throw that guy in the water.”<\/p>\n
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