“Again, ‘poorly thought out’ seems to describe a great many things…”
\n<\/p>\n
“See, that would be one of those ill-advised plans.”<\/p>\n
“You know, if I had thought of that, it would have been really clever.”<\/p>\n
“He better not croak.”
\n“In either case. He better not ribbit…”<\/p>\n
“Pray?”
\n“I don’t hate that skill.”
\n“Is that something you can learn…?”<\/p>\n
“I’m still mishandling my jib.”<\/p>\n
“What did we run into?”
\n“I believe I’m running into one of you, because I’m not bracing…”<\/p>\n
“You know, to be honest, I did not think this plan would fail this way. I thought of a lot of other ways this plan would fail…”<\/p>\n
“And he’s doing a really, really good job of treading water. Unfortunately, the boat is now moving backwards.”<\/p>\n
“Well, let’s see. We’ve shot off a flash, we’ve run into the boat, someone fell overboard and yelped… I think stealth is well out of the realm of possibility at this point.”<\/p>\n
“The ornamental man?”<\/p>\n
“Can I puke?”
\n“Yes. You can do that for free.”<\/p>\n
“What’s 62 luck among friends?”<\/p>\n
“Why is it capsizing?”
\n“I helped!”<\/p>\n
“Well… you took everyone’s retinas.”<\/p>\n
“I thought, I have the low luck, and surely it will go better without me.”<\/p>\n
“What were you up to?”
\n“Holding on for dear life?”<\/p>\n
“Thunder cracks like cannons…”
\n“Now who’s shooting?”
\n“The gods, technically.”<\/p>\n
“Yes. Thank you for getting there in coherent fashion.”<\/p>\n
“Now that you have some time and whatnot, now that the ship isn’t acting like an ass…”<\/p>\n
“So you throw the little Asian man into the sea.”
\n“I do no such thing! I’ll find something to wrap him in first.”<\/p>\n
“They must have really large fish… in chains…”
\n“This is growing more plausible by the minute.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t suppose any of you speak English?”
\n“I do, in fact.”<\/p>\n
“They look at you with incomprehension.”
\n“I repeat the whole thing in French.”<\/p>\n
“I just impaled French! I am apparently German.”<\/p>\n
“Smartass.”
\n“No, I speak that too, and they didn’t get any of that either.”<\/p>\n
“Gin and tonic, splash of cranberry, slice of lime?”<\/p>\n
“Whether it works the way it’s supposed to or whether it works to hold his hand at bay, either way works…”<\/p>\n
“So, uh, the ship will make landfall. Not at all what I expected it to make…”<\/p>\n
“Yeah… Retcon, you’re all dead.”<\/p>\n
“Somehow, you’ve somehow managed to get where you intended to.”<\/p>\n
“I’m a botanist! I can tell you why the bush is dead!”<\/p>\n
“I was not happy with the being shot.”
\n“I don’t care that you got shot. I’m unhappy I got shot.”<\/p>\n
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