“We went from eight cultists to seven and two half cultists.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Always buy your cultists in bulk.”<\/p>\n
“Fortunately, I can die happy now, because that seems to be in the offing.”<\/p>\n
“Does that cultist look average? No, he looks bigger than average.”<\/p>\n
“Do they look quicker than average? Not quicker than Eldridge; that’s easy to do.”<\/p>\n
“Ma’am, you’re showing a little bit… Please duck back into the bush.”<\/p>\n
“I did not give the boat a very high Yelp review.”
\n“Yeah, but it’s better than the demon swamp.”<\/p>\n
“Would not recommend: demon flute player.”
\n“Damn, I was looking for somebody for my wedding, too.”<\/p>\n
“…That Dale was unable to stomach. He turns and starts to flee.”
\n“I do NOT like Jethro Tull.”<\/p>\n
“You guys might be the group that we’re going to start calling ‘the survivors…'”<\/p>\n
“Wait a sec, did you just say, ‘tentacles go places?'”
\n“Don’t you wish you could take it back?”<\/p>\n
“Let me rephrase. Is it easy to shoot the frog without hitting… uh… replacement-Darryl-character?”<\/p>\n
“If this is my action or her action… I will beat the camera out of her hands before it goes off.”<\/p>\n
“Once you get on the boat, the boat never leaves you.”<\/p>\n
“Your shovel thirsts for blood.”<\/p>\n
“It was surprised by you dodging into its tentacle, so it didn’t get the grab it wanted.”<\/p>\n
“No. Nononononono. No tongue monster.”
\n“Oh, yes. Tongue monster.”<\/p>\n
“If he has two rods, I’m out.”
\n“Yeah, sanity check.”
\n“Jealousy check.”<\/p>\n
“Then the one that’s made an attack against me will have to deal with his life choices.”<\/p>\n
“If you can ask him to wait a few rounds, I can come intimidate him.”<\/p>\n
“I already saved him from the horrible frog-monster. But not the smell.”<\/p>\n
“Well, now that he’s surrendered – now you can shoot him.”<\/p>\n
“Is Kevin paying you off for each Luck you persuade us to spend?”<\/p>\n
“Thoroughly fucked every plan you had. Because that’s what this group does.”<\/p>\n
“Not only do we botch our plans – we botch every plan in the vicinity.”<\/p>\n
“So can we unlock [the sacrifices]?”
\n“Like an achievement?”<\/p>\n
“‘Is it some alien flute?’ ‘No, it’s just jazz.'”<\/p>\n
“Am I the only one that took damage? Yes? Okay, self-medicating.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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