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“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”<\/p>\n

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“Ugly bitches make the best werewolves.”<\/p>\n

“The best werewolves make ugly bitches.”<\/p>\n

“Above my pay grade.”
\n“Below my interest.”<\/p>\n

“You have a string puppet with his underwear around his ankles.”<\/p>\n

“I can’t role-play hysterical women!”
\n“Yes you can!\u00a0 We’ve seen you!”
\n“I’m not that drunk!”<\/p>\n

“I caltropped my hand!”
\n“Bryan, that’s what happens when you lie…”<\/p>\n

“You ARE the grammar police, you fucker!”<\/p>\n

“Did he say hair… or fur?”<\/p>\n

“How goes your kingdom… of one?”
\n“Well, our population holds steady…”<\/p>\n

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